Jack

Jack of all trades, master of none.
Professional finger-gunner.

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@Musecases Any word on Muse coming to Meta Quest?

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@tanpukunokami はいvsうん

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

Grok Bot just blew my mind again.

My girlfriend noticed a scratch on the passenger door. Told the Grok Bot that is connected to my Tesla, to investigate it.

18:31 Thursday. Door open. Against my Tesla.

Sentry recorded it.
Grok Bot edited the incident video, found owner of the car, wrote the report, and sent the claim.

I didn’t type a sentence.

The car saw it. The AI filed it.

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

I was trying to remember the name of a market in LA. I guess @grok has a thing for extra tiny tits 🤣

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@karageru_0213 おはよう

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@accusedarsonist That guy reminds me of the main boss from office space.

[MLB Scorigami @MLBgami]

FINAL: Brewers 22, Mariners 0

That's Franchisigami!
It's the first time either franchise has played a game with this score.

It's happened only 2 times in MLB history, most recently on August 31, 2004 (CLE vs. NYY).

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@tanpukunokami ホンマに？ 金返せや！

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@FAFOtheFirst Shut the front door, no way!

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@accusedarsonist Man, some people don’t appreciate greatness.

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@u_cant_ans @Polymarket You’ve got to crack a few eggs to make an omelette 🤷‍♂️

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

Im checking X all day like

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@alex_vance @XMoney Still waiting on mine. I’m a P+.

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@mattinator66 @XMoney Lucky!!

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@OverlyTrev I'm in the same boat, what the heck!?

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

I wish Zillow had a comment section.

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@googb777 彼のパンツはTバックか？

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@KintsugiJin Let me know, I’ll join.

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@Manhattva @joecooprider I’ve been a member my whole life, never once heard that.

[Jack @LowKeyDisaster]

@Manhattva That's amazing! Mikey will be so blessed for serving. You must be so proud! Are you going to pick him up from the mission once its over? I would 😂