Derek Allen

Stand-up/Improv comedian. Former pro-wrestler. Script writer. Voice actor. Game content creator. Husband. Father.

Entertainment is my middle name.

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

@garyvee This is my local card shop. The owner is very friendly and in my experience very fair with prices. Lucky to have them!

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

Fuck you @Uconnect. Such a huge POS system. Bluetooth cuts out on everything constantly. SYNC doesn't have this issue.

[A Gamers Nostalgia @AGNostalgia1]

Welcome to @UpstateUproar @ChrisJDW, Lockjaw, Kuya_D, @ejeffers1239, Spero, @LowSugarAttack @BartlettYusef and @_Noe3_ ! That’s 8 more $5 gift cards for our sponsor @dunkindonuts to give to pre registrants 🍩😋 run it up y’all! https://t.co/zzetSkG8cM

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

@RealCastillo_54 New England Clam Chowder or Lobster Bisque with more than one piece of lobster in it. French Onion (no crouton for me) is a close second.

[RealCastillo @RealCastillo_54]

#CastilloVsMercs #Madden23

Give me that dance and imma boogie my way to a HUGE W!

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

@JeffWheelerVA I seriously need you to get a big mansion in South America and start a drug cartel now. Good look!

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

@mattswider Had it in my cart, went to checkout, was prompted to login to Amazon AGAIN, and it is not in the cart anymore. Unfortunately they seem to be sold out. Thank you for the update though, I was very close!

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

@JeffWheelerVA Good for him to support you, and I believe he is right. Go get it!

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

It's been awhile since I posted but I just want to say that the @Braves are 5.5 games ahead in 1st place in their division. After fighting to be 1st they have been dominant and I see them in the playoffs this year!

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

@ImJeffBarbie @TWRPband Why freak out dude? You're the man, have fun on Saturday!

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

I get too scared at horror movies, but I finally got the guts to see It: Chapter One at the re-release on Tuesday. Such a fun movie! I have my tickets to see @ITMovieOfficial: Chapter 2 on 9/7, I cannot wait!

[SmashBits @Smash_Bits]

NEW VIDEO ALERT! 👌✨👏👍 CHECK IT OUT! https://t.co/vgQIpDzSOD

#SmashBros #SmashBrosUltimate #NintendoSwitch #Nintendo #SuperMario #Metroid #Kirby #Pokemon #LegendofZelda #SonicTheHedgehog #DonkeyKong #animation #CartoonParody #videogame

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

@DbDMobile I failed my skillcheck because I was going to be a good night to discuss.

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

@ImJeffBarbie Doing pretty good my man, all is well and life is great! :)

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

Many, many hurdles, both physically and mentally, that I have had to overcome. Not done with my goals yet though. 2019, here I come...

#Rebuild #Redefine #Revive

[Empire State Wrestling @ESWWrestling]

The Buffalo Brothers were in a very tragic accident. Two of our own require surgery, and anything helps.

In the mean time, please send love to our own @blaxkwood666 and @DanielMTGarcia as we hope for a speedy and uncomplicated recovery.

https://t.co/wcj2dHIye2

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

I'm your host for this one, he is amazing!

[ʀᴏʙ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ @roblittlecomic]

Next week (Thurs & Fri ONLY) = Dec. 20-21
Comedy at The Carlson
50 Carlson Rd, Rochester, NY 14610
[phone]

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

It only takes three attempts to realize you can't do push-ups on an office carpet and then touch a doorknob without getting shocked. #BenFranklin

[Derek Allen @LowSugarAttack]

The $100 WWE Championship replica on sale at Target now.

[Scott"Big Cat"Lemmer @bclem1980]

Hey dudes! Being a 38 yr old grown man now, Im buying more figs from my childhood and reminiscing about times I saw a figure in the wild and immediately regretted not buying it. Especially the Hasbro Yokozuna & Taker. What’s the biggest regret you have of not buying?#AskMajorPod