Low t. Ted

yiro yiro 11am-10 pm salad kebab gyro

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

(Bringing a girl back): why don’t I slip out of these (jeans) into something more comfortable (a second pair of jeans)?

[garshmo @garshmo]

The most fucked up people I know grew up with a trampoline

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

Do we think Sebulba’s style developed in phases?

[Paul Blest @pblest]

I think Hegseth and Trump should do these meetings where they insult generals once a month. Do it once a week. Historically speaking military leaders love this

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Hey bro I think I hear beautiful women. Steer the ship toward those rocks

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

Women seem to enjoy water conceptually, but not in practice. What is going on with their hydration???

[cory @coolmathgame_]

wife: please don’t say anything weird to my coworkers at the office party

me: why would i do that

[later at her office party to her boss]

me: i be drinking so much milk

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

Me when I feel introspective

[ًً @gjrlikeme]

the parallels between these movies are insane… batman and superman have both only been heroes for ~3 years, both plots deal with them learning their parents weren’t who they thought they were, and they both have villains that are driven by homoerotic envy towards them

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

@n_malkemus RT

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

Had the privilege to live here for two months and wow lemme tell you

[lej @_lej44]

imagine if we did everything possible to lower high rise development costs and incentivize dozens more of these gems:

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

@n_malkemus With the size of our limbs, I think we might be past aiming

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

For better or for worse if you hit me with your car I will go though your windshield like a deer and take you with me

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

Finally someone with the balls to say it

[Albert G. del Campo @Albert_GdC]

@Unvalencianet @IrreductiblesV S'ha de ser un complet ignorant per dir que la llengua que es parla a Andorra és la mateixa que la de la Val d'Aran però diferent que la de la Seu d'Urgell.

Vés a la Catalunya Nord i digue'ls-hi que són occitans, a veure què et contesten.

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

What interesting times

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - Tech bro transhumanist billionaire Peter Thiel will hold a four-part lecture series on the Antichrist, starting September 15 at The Commonwealth Club in San Francisco.

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

When you go too long w/o reading fiction it’s easy to like half-acknowledge that you’re cooking your brain a little and brush it off as no big deal but then you pick up a good book again and realize that for all intents and purposes you’ve been a drooling zombie for like 6 months

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

Bought an acoustic guitar. Might fuck around with some Coldplay.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

This year, 2025, marks the 100th anniversary of the first use of the phrase "late stage capitalism."

Congrats everyone, it's been quite a long stage.

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Goodbye uptick in vampires movies representing economic collapse and greed.
Hello uptick in Frankenstein movies representing fear of man’s hubris and the fear of innovation without consideration.

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

Might fuck around and watch the Town

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

Whoever this Neil Diamond kid is, he’s got it

[Low t. Ted @LowtTed1]

@zombiekennedy64 The Yale to in a “play” (Supreme Court) pipeline