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@RyanAFournier Maybe they just wanted to short the stock and make money

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@EvanHandler This is bullshit

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@VigilantFox Imagine you are someone with knowledge of Jensen's problems. You make $400,000 / yr and your trophy wife with the great tits wants a new Range Rover and her country club fee went up to $80k. You've got a $100k to short the Tesla stock and make millions. What do you do?

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@TMCsbtgl @VigilantFox The leaker is likely some dude who can't afford his trophy wife's Range Rover payment.

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@VigilantFox What's their motivation??? Is it really that hard to imagine? Shorting the fucking stock.

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@aerocopzynski That thing sucks. Rivians are 100x better

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@KashPateldl

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@FireNewz Because Bezos didn't have National Security secret tech and wasn't banging spy sluts.

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@Hollywoodladyy Isn't she like 72 years old?

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@Hyfly11 For context, FSD is meaningless to me for the same reason why I hate being a passenger when other people offer to drive. Just give me hands off highway assist and I'm good. I have never had as much satisfaction from a vehicle as I get from my R1T.

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@JeffReynoldsSEA @SeattleCouncil It's not even worth $100 when people no longer want to even go downtown for anything.

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@atrupar It's 2026 and this country can't do basic shit we got done in 1950

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@Fuckyouall65008 @KatieZacharia @JensenHuang She's too dumb to realize how embarrassing it was.

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@KatieZacharia @JensenHuang OMG you should stick to working out in gyms. You look like a bigger moron the more we hear from you.

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@Linda__Stevens Nice! Get rich, son!

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@sciencegirl Getting AI vibes from this video.

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@chyeaok Could no one find this guy a shirt? What an embarrassment

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@chrisfralic You’re telling me Markwayne isn’t appearing competent?

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@adamemedia @piersmorgan My problem with it is that the jokes are lame. It's not funny.