Laura

Not your average dumb blonde. Positives include good ink, quick wit & filthy innuendo!
Negatives are too numerous to list.

[Laura @Lozmk1]

Hey @SimplyBeUK you've lost one of my returned (faulty) parcels. You confirmed you'd got it and were processing it but its never credited my account and now you're telling me you're not refunding it? Tell me how this is my fault please and why I'm expected to foot the bill?

[Laura @Lozmk1]

Utterly shameful behaviour from @bauermedia #amonline publishing a piece about Dan's passing the day after #WorldMentalHealthDay . Shame on you @BauerMediaGroup. @BTCC @octanefinance I'm so sorry for your loss and the way this publication have dealt with its reporting.

[Laura @Lozmk1]

@__Samantha8 A courier did it with me years ago, I complained to HO, and then he got really aggressive about it so I sold an xbox too cheap with his number attached 🤣 petty? Yes.

[Laura @Lozmk1]

@djhancock1980 @RadioX @MemesGuitar A forgotten classic thankyou, immediately added to my playlist for today ❤️

[Laura @Lozmk1]

@RadioX @MemesGuitar @TheReytons Fading. Goosebumps every time 🥰

[Laura @Lozmk1]

@emzzy76 @OK_Magazine Not really sad is it,the advertising standards agency set rules for a reason she's making millions off her followers, she needs to declare it

[Laura @Lozmk1]

@RadioX Fall out Boy

[Laura @Lozmk1]

@TVoyager @PinPoola @fesshole https://t.co/7vm8gcUmpt

[Laura @Lozmk1]

@ThisIsChrisx If you didn't rinse with bleach and coat with vaseline then yes. They stink too don't they

[Laura @Lozmk1]

@MrDazzler100 They come under happiness

[Darren Hall @darrenhall89]

This weekends shenanigans!!!

Catch me Friday night at Oscars Bar playing alongside The Rockin' Deltones

Saturday night is back to normal!! It’s Music Club down at The Bar at 55 Whitefriargate for our usual indie night now starting a touch earlier at 8.30

[Laura @Lozmk1]

@AirForce_Carl Nope

[Laura @Lozmk1]

Panic attacks are the devil's work. 😣

[Laura @Lozmk1]

I had to pull over to capture this beautiful sunrise at Sneaton 🥰

[Laura @Lozmk1]

Listened to @ClaudiaWinkle #quite on my drive up country today in its entirety.I learned, laughed and cried. I have a huge amount of love and respect for her as a result.🖤

[Laura @Lozmk1]

@MrDazzler100 I'm normally up at 5.20 on a weekend too, I feel your pain

[Laura @Lozmk1]

Overjoyed by the prospect of my first lie in of the year in the morning. Yes, it's mid April, I know.

[Laura @Lozmk1]

Adult headaches are not fun, I blame the 3rd glass of wine.

[Adore Delano @AdoreDelano]

I’d rather be alone than feel lonely with you.