Lauren

Loves to plan an event 🐨 🇦🇺 || You can find me by the cheeseboard

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

Surrounding yourself with incredible colleagues and inspiring leaders allows you to learn, grow and succeed. It’s takes teamwork to get the job done and I’m lucky to work with the best of them.

[Marketing AU @XMarketingAU]

Decisions are better when everyone’s invited to the conversation. It’s our differences that help solve problems, spark ideas, and inspire says Twitter AU’s Marketing Manager Lauren Simpson (@LozzySimp) in our ‘Who runs the world’ series.

https://t.co/HZ7VT1VrSR

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

Fucking LOL

[Alex Thompson @AlexThomp]

The video

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

Fixed it for you @X 🙄

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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[Lauren @LozzySimp]

@tperzyk This is horrifying! I’m so glad that you and your partner are okay physically right now but I’m sure incredibly traumatised. Even before COVID, SF baffled me, I never understood where the positive parts were that could outweigh what I saw outside the office and beyond.

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

@jpmaheu @verge Hoping LinkedIn gives us the option to list which version of the company we worked at vs automatically updating it.

[martin grasser @martingrasser]

Today we say goodbye to this great blue bird

This logo was designed in 2012 by a team of three. @toddwaterbury, @angyche and myself,

The logo was designed to be simple, balanced, and legible at very small sizes, almost like a lowercase "e", a 🧵

[Daniel @DamnDanielYaFly]

X-Rated #TwitterX

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[CommBank Matildas @TheMatildas]

The wait is over.

#FIFAWWC #Matildas

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

@ejsamson Better have some salt juice to help us get through it 😉

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

@ejsamson haha that and the :05 meetings.
Good try but never really worked in practice

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

@AmandaMGoetz This list feels like an always on for everyone

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

I have spent the past 24 hours trying to resolve this issue with @Airbnb and I have gotten nowhere. I’ve been passed onto 4 different team members as shifts change with no regard for time spent dealing with this or addressing my safety concerns. Absolutely disgraceful!

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

Before booking my @Airbnb which looks beautiful I specifically asked about security and was told that it was secure, guarded and gated. It was also listed there might be some "possible noise from nearby construction"

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

Possible noise is the biggest understatement of the year and it’s rendering most of the expensive villa unusable.

Aside from the noise the lack of security & safety is concerning & the fact that @Airbnb are trying to gaslight me and invalidate my concerns is disgusting.

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

Brilliant flight with @JetstarAirways over to Bali this morning. A free middle seat and the captain telling us to open the window to see the impressive Lake Amadeus (salt lakes) over the Northern Territory

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

@SydneyAirport I’m departing at 6am tomorrow international flight. What time does the airport open and what time should I arrive?

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

Thanks for the well wishes @Dior but I would have at least preferred a mini sample product

[Lauren @LozzySimp]

@brunapp Congratulations, Bruna!