Lauren👄

RN, BSN, @iamkibbs ♥️

[Lauren👄 @Lph1994]

Do you ever go home after working in a restaurant all day, lay in bed, and suddenly think "damn. I never got table 12 that ranch." ????

[Raheem J. Kassam @RaheemKassam]

How come COVID doesn’t seem to impact the Met Gala or the VMAs?

[Lauren👄 @Lph1994]

Tell me why my place of work is now FORCING me to get the COVID shot days after that cute little press conference.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

no thoughts today. only float

[Lauren👄 @Lph1994]

BIG YIKES.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do.

The choice is yours.

[Lauren👄 @Lph1994]

@notjacobbroda @RepHaleyStevens @GaryPeters We already know @GaryPeters doesn’t do anything, that’s why we voted for @JohnJamesMI

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

Be good to those that aren’t good to you. Overlook what they said. You have the grace to rise above it, the grace to ignore it, the grace to not let it bother you.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

“U.S. soccer fails to make the Olympics.”

Hi, just a loving reminder that the U.S. Women’s National Team will be at the Olympics.

You know... the reigning World Cup Champs.

[Michael Strahan @michaelstrahan]

I did it. #GoodbyeGap

[Lauren👄 @Lph1994]

Slept with the windows open all night and I think I’ve been transformed.

[Lauren👄 @Lph1994]

Anyone interested in buying a boat?

[Lauren👄 @Lph1994]

Cancel culture is pathetic. If you don’t like something a person does, that’s fine. But like ruining their life, career, etc. is absolutely toxic.

[Brian Solis @briansolis]

Oh man.

Meet Statler, a 33 year old injured bat that still believes he can fly…and can, with a little help from his friends. 🥺🦇

https://t.co/wLfacDolVv

[The New Daily @TheNewDailyAu]

A pigeon who just flapped his way across the Pacific Ocean – surviving a 13,000 kilometre journey – is now facing euthanasia. Apparently two weeks in hotel quarantine won't do.
https://t.co/Hsz4KVqZ9U

[Lauren👄 @Lph1994]

@YouTubeTV you’re telling me my prices went up, but I can’t watch my local Red Wings hockey games... But I can watch any other state games? How does that make sense?

[Lauren👄 @Lph1994]

Roethlisberger and the Steeler’s choking 6 minutes into the game, is proof that 2021 may not be so bad after all.

[Madi Abounader @madi__abo]

I used to be an athlete. Now my Apple watch congratulates me for standing up

[Lauren👄 @Lph1994]

So I’ve been seeing this question, “What is the equivalent of flowers for a guy?” Well, I found the answer. For Kyle, it’s Milwaukee tools.