Chunky Monkey

obviously I’m a princess

[CUBS WORLD @CubsWorld80]

Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

I really like Sylvia “i know you are” LOL

[Oprah Winfrey Network @OWNTV]

The Martell and Destiny math doesn't seem to be mathing for Arionne 👀

New Love & Marriage: Huntsville, Saturday at 8P on OWN. #LAMH #loveandmarriagehuntsville #ownnetwork

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

@nickkatnite He knew she #wantedit very badly 😂

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

@xpressakadjxp @WWFerguson2 Definitely his protege

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

Obama’s protege

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

El-Sayed: "We had a little debate. Or I had a debate and he just pointed at me and said, 'He's Muslim.'"

[Bala 🧤 @BalaiBB]

they’re calling it “Black October” and i don’t think people realize how serious this is

in the last 48 hours there have been over 27 major cybersecurity incidents. not in a month. not in a week. in 48 hours

any ONE of these would normally be the biggest story of the year

PHP: critical vulnerability in the software running 80% of the web. severity 9.2 out of 10

Node.js: high-severity flaw letting attackers take over servers remotely. affects versions 22, 24, and 26

Java: also compromised. three of the most used programming languages on earth hit at the same time

GitLab: a perfect 10 out of 10 severity hole in every version since 2014

Railway: hosting platform compromised. API keys for OpenAI, Claude, Stripe potentially exposed

Signal: a bug that could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up

WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker’s keys and planted backdoors on websites

LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer

and that’s not even half the list

thousands of AI agent swarms are reportedly scanning and attacking vulnerable servers right now. automated. around the clock

security researchers are saying this might be the early stages of a global cyber incident that nobody fully understands yet

if you run a website, use cloud services, store API keys on hosting platforms, or use any software built on PHP, Node.js, or Java you are potentially affected

update everything. rotate your API keys. change your passwords on critical services. enable 2FA everywhere you haven’t already

this is not a normal week on the internet. this is something different

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

@1010WINS They need to be looking for money

[David Agranovich @DavidAgranovich]

What a creative way to celebrate cybersecurity awareness month

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

@BuddyNoLove Lack of trust* based

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

@AbdulElSayed A king on the right side of history

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

AI shouldn’t be able to fire you, fire a weapon, or deny you healthcare.

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

@BET We have got to find better topics to consume and entertain us. Equality, maybe? Cost of living, perhaps? Tackling social disparity, my heart???

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Last month, former ‘Good Morning America’ hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes got married. Now their ex-spouses are engaged to each other. https://t.co/4KV9KgcA4I

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

@SpeedyMorman Did they not see what’s happening to your neck?! The reaction was right there 😂

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

Relationships with no trust 😖

[𝐒𝐮𝐳𝐢𝐞 @theshawnyboy]

Lmao in what world would it be normal to be in relationship and go on vacation without your significant other? Is everybody okay

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

@Username20235 @Realitytvguru13 Well where is she then?

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

@_BarbieBoi_ @Chripotle No but u said the same thing 😂i know that Mac and cheese anywhere

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

@Chripotle I just know this is bbq from Jim n Nicks 😂

[Chunky Monkey @Lpjfd7]

Yea irrespective of whatever her decision is, the fans want to see the conversations between the 2 unfold on screen and not just hear about it

[Translating the Trap @TrapTranslation]

@Lpjfd7 @BrianMcLight She made it clear she's not leaving that man. She said this wasn't worth losing her husband, even though she also said this was his second time doing it. Like... what is it going to take? 🥴