LRTstank

I am the pungent LRT odour. You know - that sewage, farty, cat-turd, farmy smell. (Not associated with OC Transpo or any affiliated entities. Thank goodness.)

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

A Stank Haiku

A pungent odour
Lives within the train tunnel;
You can't help but gag.

(Your turn! Give me your best stank haiku!) #ottlrt #ottawalrt #octranspo #lrtstank

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@eggsforsupper @_llebrun Please address me as "Sir"

[Greg MacEachern @gmacofglebe]

What's that smell? Bad odours linger at Parliament and Rideau LRT stations https://t.co/tepd35Epwr via @ottawacitizen

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@peggy_blair @winemaker1960 Can confirm no body, just me

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@gmacofglebe @OttawaCitizen It's me
I'm the problem
It me

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@ALL_CAPS @smwgilbert Or any day of the week, really!

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@ALL_CAPS @siobhanwanders 💜

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@siobhanwanders Thank you! I work hard on smelling my best.

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

Just taking a little ride on the #ottlrt! Normally I hang out between Parliament and Rideau but today I thought I'd go sight seeing! #octranspo

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@OccTranspo It's almost like grifters are gonna grift

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@roastbeaky @mirgray @SteveDesroches Sorry about the delay, I've been covered in shit. Nice to be noticed though

[Graham Richardson @grahamr299]

I have never read a report like this. It is absolutely devastating for everyone involved. Kanellakos, Watson, Manconi all mislead Council judge finds #lrt #inquiry #ottnews #onpoli

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@grahamctv @fordnation Tell me about it!

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

Two years into the #ottlrt and I can confirm it still smells like me downtown. I told you ya couldn't evict me!

Wonder if the lrt inquiry will shine any light on this shit?

Prepare to smell like actual poo for the next 40 years #ottawa!

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

#RollingThunder is what #ottawa should call the LRT as it flies between Lyon and Lees while eminating a poo-like stench. The neverending fart. (PS. I still smell. I've become habituated to my own stank, but a friend told me today - "peeyou! You stank!!" #ottlrt #octranspo

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@JoyceTa62198468 @bikeviewca @SamHersh01 @atu_279 @ottawacity It doesn't explain the smell, but it's relatable!

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@PPucklington @OccTranspo My smell has never been described as death chamber before, but I'll own it!

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@StaceyMirowski @KellyEganColumn I never don't smell like a sewer, let's be honest

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@tpyow @ottawacity Why, thank you

[Occasional Transport (On BSky) @OccTranspo]

That's a new smell. Did someone forget to change the human litter box in cab 1 😂 #OttawaLRT

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@jchianello @JLeiper Almost two years later and I'm still stinking up Parliament. Clearly the Ottawa LRT has still not mended

[LRTstank @LrTstank]

@jchianello @JLeiper I'm here to stay until the LRT's sad state of affairs is mended. Think of me as Nanny McPoo