Barker

[Barker @Lrker]

@Stuart_Delivery hello, why have i received a message that i am the next delivery while ‘parcel tracking’ shows driver has cancelled? This is the second time you’ve failed to meet delivery slot
@JohnLewisRetail Why on earth do you use this crowd?

[Barker @Lrker]

@eon_next Hello. As your website is down and phone lines busy can you let people know how we provide metre readings you you can avoid over charging us?

[Barker @Lrker]

@RoyalMailHelp Thank you!

[Barker @Lrker]

@RoyalMailHelp hello, any tips to find my parcel? There is no reference & no indications where its gone

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Johnson and Cummings: A Timeline of Failure (Part One)
Location: Barnard Castle
(Sound on - thanks to @GavinEsler for narration)

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

It’s that time again. A mumpsimus (16th century) is someone who refuses to budge/insists that they are right, despite clear evidence that they are wrong. Plural: mumpsimuses.

[Jean Hatchet @JeanHatchet]

Retweet if you have left/will leave/won’t vote @UKLabour until they state that they will guarantee women’s right to single sex spaces like women’s refuges. Let’s give them a feel of the numbers.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

This. Is. Amazing.

[Ian Lavery @IanLaveryMP]

You’ve got to admit it this is very good and indeed ......true 😂😂

[Barker @Lrker]

frighteningly true.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Another small masterpiece by @PoliticsJOE_UK...

[Barker @Lrker]

@OpenTable hello, I need to cancel a reservation. I booked direct but the email came from you. It’s not in my opentable bookings. They aren’t answering the phone. Am stuck.

[Barker @Lrker]

@HPinterTheatre £16 for 2 drinks???j Plays had better be fabulous.
Won’t be drinking in the theatre again

[Dr. Jessica Taylor @DrJessTaylor]

Do any other women just get constantly told they are wrong? Was told I was wrong about my wisdom tooth, X-ray confirmed I was right. Just got told I was wrong about a fault with my car, pics of the error code confirmed I was right.

Do people just assume women make everything up?

[Barker @Lrker]

Dark times indeed

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet to be in with a chance of winning. Two tickets for the show of your choice on this poster. James & The Charlatans playing together in December. Winner at 9am tomorrow. Go!

[8bitnorthxstitch @8bitnortherner]

I’ve decided to spread The Fall love & give away this piece I made for an exhibition (unframed). Retweet by Sunday 9pm for a chance to win (& I’ll correct a couple of the dates on it too).

[Barker @Lrker]

@ao hello, just wanted to say how great your delivery people were today (Kirk & partner in East London).

[Barker @Lrker]

@CannHallCllrs thanks for info, hated idea in past, now cant come soon enough.

[Barker @Lrker]

Parking so bad on Huddlestone as result Newham's parking zone workmen couldn't get near & windows too heavy to carry. @CannHallCllrs

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

@jrwyke You've clearly never seen the Dewsbury Tea Fields.