What’s the proper etiquette for when you’re getting a pedicure and your toes keep getting sandwiched between your pedicurists boobs? #askingforafriend 😳
@jimmyfallon on spring break our friends knocked on our door the next day to see if i was ok. apparently i had wandered into their room the night b4 and just sat on their bed. When they asked if i was ok i said "fn security guard's chasing me" then just got up and walked out 🙄#mydrunkstory
I got kicked out of a bar once after the bouncer (who had a ponytail) came over to see if i was ok. instead of responding I proceeded to stroke his face repeatedly while calling him a pretty girl 🤦🏻♀️ #mydrunkstory https://t.co/mdb21UHyqs
"You've seen a lot of me by now. This cold darkness keeps hanging around. It feels like a sharp knife, there's blood on my hands. It's been a shadow over my plans. Making my blood melt & boil like Adderall and cheap wine."
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@jimmyfallon Back in college i woke up to my mom standing in my doorway with a concerned look on her face. She asked me why she found me topless half laying on the loveseat in the living room with an empty wine bottle next to me and carrot shavings all over the kitchen floor... #mydrunkstory
What a day! 22,000 views yesterday! Thank you 🙌🙌! #letsbeforeverwild
Pre order on iTunes now! #musicvideo
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