Luis Ogando

Guitar playing, retro-gaming G33K.. And lovin it!

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@jimads @anon_opin Gotta be better than MAFS even if you're straight! 😁

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole I do that with Mastermind. Same sentiment, but a little more highbrow 😏

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole Could you Handel it better now?

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole A fess not to be sniffed at.

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@SpaceToffee @fesshole LOL! I wonder where twangiest came from. I think O'Grady also had the record for the most marshmallows up one nostril, too, IIRC...

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@SpaceToffee @fesshole Classic! But who picked the world's twangiest bogey??

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@LetsGoLegoUK @fesshole Glass half full guy right here!! 👍👍👍

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole This isn't a fess. It's an out and out brag!
.... and a pretty good one at that! 😁

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@tigerroarcouk @fesshole Spoiler alert!!! 🤭

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@Blarrknulp @fesshole This is the most peurile, non-sensical answer I've read so far, yet the one that made me laugh the loudest and is pure brilliance. Thank you for making my Friday!! 🙏

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@terrythebaker @uglybearcat @fesshole @chris_c1984 Pure Mills & Boon... Thank you... Way more believable than the op offering

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole I honestly thought this was going to read "stash of stolen porn.."
I don't know if I'm more impressed or not by finding out the actual details...

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole In fairness, this is not a fess, but a brag! Jealous? Yes, I am!!

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole Sooooo, are you saying the other sister is still available? Asking for a friend....

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole From hanky-panky to argy-bhaji!!

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole Stand at the top of the stairs, point at the bannister and tell your wife to step up!

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole But Unicorns ARE real! Only awesome people can see them! This is true because I saw someone wearing a T-shirt with it on!!

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole Alton Towers has got an aquarium? I'm 55 and just found out... 😳

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@talbzmeister @fesshole They told me my council tax payment was outstanding. I was so pleased to get a compliment.

[Luis Ogando @LuMan_uk]

@fesshole Not the fess you should be spreading, truth be known.