Luc Fuckin Carl

Parody. No disrespect to @LucCarl. Love him.

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@tm13c ?

[Lüc Carl @LucCarl]

You show me a hot chick, I'll show you a guy who's sick of fucking her.

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

Gets a job @SIRIUSXM. Has a face for porn. @LucCarl

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

Every time I go to work, they all think I'm @howardstern. @LucCarl

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

Runs the Midnight Half. Spread eagle faceplants at the start. @LucCarl

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

Goes for a run. Gets the runs. @LucCarl

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@LucCarl Thanks for following!

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@LucCarl #ThingsILearnedLastWeek: How to find my dick in all that spandex.

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@EmilyxCarl Thanks!

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@MonsterStephani You're welcome!

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@EmilyxCarl I try :)

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@EmilyxCarl That's fine, do it whenever you can :)

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@EmilyxCarl You're welcome.

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@MandaSwaggie Your opinions don't count when you think that fucking Justin Bieber is 'saving' music.

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@ladygaga did that Subway sandwich have ham on it? If so, I could understand. @LucsHamSandwich

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@LucCarlsStomach You think so? :)

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

Everyone should follow @FUCKINstarlight and @TaylorKinney11

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

@luccarlsstomach Thank you for having me!

[LadyFuckinStarlight @FUCKINstarlight]

@LucFuckinCarl @ladygaga hastag #I'llTweetYouTillYourTimelineBleedsThenKeepGoing

[Luc Fuckin Carl @LucFuckinCarl]

This bitch can't even tweet. @FUCKINstarlight