Ham Sandwich

By 'ham sandwich' I mean penis.

[Ham Sandwich @LucsHamSandwich]

@LucCarlsVoice @LucCarl I do make for some stiff competition.....

[Ham Sandwich @LucsHamSandwich]

@LucCarlsStomach @H00KERP0P_KILLS @LucCarlsVoice @LucCarlsLips @LucCarl Ahem.....

[Ham Sandwich @LucsHamSandwich]

God Bless @LucCarl

[Ham Sandwich @LucsHamSandwich]

I'm aroused.. @LucCarl The Drunk Diet- 03|13|12.

[Lüc Carl @LucCarl]

'The Drunk Diet': How To Lose Weight...Wasted http://t.co/5y5pTLLo via @HuffingtonPost RT please RTRTRT!

[Lüc Carl @LucCarl]

THE DRUNK DIET IN THE HUFFINGTON POST | DRINKING, DIETING & OTHER LÜCISMS http://t.co/05N3H6Sn RT please RTRT! @huffingtonpost

[Ham Sandwich @LucsHamSandwich]

@LucsLeather @LucCarlsSpandex @LucCarl Wait, I'm not loose, what the fuck. LOL.

[Ham Sandwich @LucsHamSandwich]

@LucsLeather @LucCarlsSpandex @LucCarl Sometimes I just can't help myself.

[Ham Sandwich @LucsHamSandwich]

Where the fuck are those sandwich bags? @LucCarl

[Lüc Carl @LucCarl]

Mike Portnoy eating The Drunk Diet!!!!! @MikeOrlando1 @MikePortnoy @Adrenalinemob

[Lüc Carl @LucCarl]

@highpitch2009 @robertabooey Hey boys The Drunk Diet comes out next week how about an interview?! @howardstern

[Lüc Carl @LucCarl]

Its a thriller about a rabid werewolf in the Alpine River Valley #neverjudgeabookbyitscover RT@Laras_view @LucCarl What is Drunk Diet about?

[Lüc Carl @LucCarl]

THE MAJESTY OF DEFEAT | DRINKING, DIETING & OTHER LÜCISMS http://t.co/8RNDjITL RT please RTRT #DrunkDiet @nyrr @runnersworld @bartyasso

[Lüc Carl @LucCarl]

OMAHA MAGAZINE | DRINKING, DIETING & OTHER LÜCISMS http://t.co/10lVfQeY @omahamagazine @runza @omahamarathon @huskers @owhnews @omaha_events

[Lüc Carl @LucCarl]

They should change the name from The Learning Channel to The People Are Fucking Crazy Channel. @TLC

[Ham Sandwich @LucsHamSandwich]

@LucCarl @DBTH They don't want none.

[Ham Sandwich @LucsHamSandwich]

@rebornmom I'm the most entertaining.

[Ham Sandwich @LucsHamSandwich]

@GagaLatex Oh shit.

[Diana Timelady @rebornmom]

@LucCarl chatting with your body parts & accessories is funny like hell! LMAO