Luca Scalzotto

Developer, gamer, Twitch affiliate, fanatic about computer stuff | He/him

[Luca Scalzotto @Luca_Scorpion]

@punksmurf 😘

[Luca Scalzotto @Luca_Scorpion]

Aight I'm out y'all. Haven't downloaded mastodon, I might at some point but kinda done with it all for now. If you see a Luca_Scorpion somewhere that's probably me :) Ciao x

[Jeroen Heijmans | @[email protected] @jeroenheijmans]

Posted the link to the 2022 (unofficial!) #AdventOfCode survey on Reddit, along with the best 'Tribute' to AoC I could come up with.

If you haven't filled it out yet, here's all the info: https://t.co/lHBEnUI3wr

[shireenahmed.bsky.social @_shireenahmed_]

*Storytime*
My daughter (20) has been playing football for 15 years. She joined a team of good friends - 6 v 6 - for the indoor season.
Her entire team is Black and Brown Muslim women. All of them played competitive soccer. Some wear hijab some don't. They are a VERY good team.

[Thomas H. Ptacek @tqbf]

I’m sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.

[Jeroen Heijmans | @[email protected] @jeroenheijmans]

Ahoy! The (unofficial) 2022 #AdventOfCode Participant Survey is live!

Fill it out (only once, please! it's anonymous at:

https://t.co/ld6xkEUhMK

And spread the word 😉

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

I promise you all those stupid electronic gadgets and frivolities you're buying because you now have a steady paycheck are absolute bullshit you'll wonder why you ever thought were a good idea. I set so much money on fire holy crap.

[Luca Scalzotto @Luca_Scorpion]

@jeroenheijmans @infinl Oh shit! I wasn't originally planning on being there but seriously reconsidering now

[Infi | @[email protected] @infinl]

Het is weer december en dat betekent dat het tijd is voor Advent of Code, een wedstrijd waarin je iedere dag een programmeer-puzzel kan oplossen. 🤩 🧡

Waarom wij fan zijn én wat we verder nog meer doen met Advent of Code lees je op onze blog:

https://t.co/h4C0kPexsu

[Linus Tech Tips @LinusTech]

dont talk to me if your wrapped doesn't look like this

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

An advert for public spaces (bars) we can get beyond. Also our own rules for this space, if anyone wonders or actually needs to be told.

[Linus LinusMediaGroup @linusgsebastian]

If you didn't already abandon Apple or Google for their transparent awfulness, you won't start now. Come at me.

[Tom Nicholas | Watch SLOW NEWS DAY on Nebula! @Tom_Nicholas]

Broke: Partnering with Established Titles to sell Lord/Lady titles on YouTube.

Woke: Pointing out that those Lord/Lady titles are fake and viewers are spending $80 on a piece of paper.

Bespoke: Abolishing the actual House of Lords.

[Jon Levy @jonlevyBU]

8 yr old: I’m confused about they/them pronouns.
Me (ready for Serious Parenting): OK, what are you confused about?
8 yr old: When do you use they and when do you use them?

Yep, it was a grammar question. He understood the rest. The kids get it.

[. @EmmanuelCAdigwe]

This is why I love anime 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Luca Scalzotto @Luca_Scorpion]

@witchofthetest That turned out amazing 🤩 very cool

[Tom Francis 🔜🪦 @Pentadact]

Looking up covid best practices is more of a history check than a science one now.

How long to isolate after I first test negative?

BC CDC: You don't have to isolate even when you're testing positive.

... OK, but back when we cared about human life, what was the rule then?

[din @dinsfire64]

If anyone needs me I'll be on my cybiko

[Luca Scalzotto @Luca_Scorpion]

Wait, so is twitter actually going down now? Or just speculation 🤔 either way just a matter of time probably... Rip