Lucy Mackay

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Messages be so funny when Siri read
them in yo Airpods 😭

[EO @_ezeokolorie]

Google knows everything until you have an assignment

[Mir @PrayyboiCarti]

I’ve been enjoying this time off so much I forgot I had a job 😭😭

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Do not say a word, just retweet 🤲🏼🤲🏼

[Melly 🤎 @melreylaw]

Here we are again, congregating on Twitter because the other apps are down.

Feels a bit like when there’s a fire drill at work and we’re all gathered on the car park.

[jayr. @jayroshanee]

27 degrees on tuesday?? summer is done bro. we’re all back at work kmt

[t @tiannelisex]

i reckon most people on love island aren’t even crying cos of feelings, the embarrassment is just eating them up

[Kaz Steele @karaasteele]

Tanned life is a happy life I tell u

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about it works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 150$

[Layla 🩵 @mxxnlitgem]

a simple “I’m sorry you’re right, i can see why you would feel that way” could go a long way. Put your pride aside for once

[Julia Pawlak @juliapawlakx]

Why does it feel like everyone is out every day of the week? Am I the only person who has to work?

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

i love visiting any person in their 20s and asking where their recycling is and they just point to some fucked up little corner of their apartment where you have to gently place ur can on top of a growing tower of recyclables like an aluminum game of jenga

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Finally got 5G.

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

put a finger down if ur sick of lockdown but also have major anxiety of life going back to normal lol me

[lola 🧌 @bolaluncher]

Every year on NYE I think “no way they can turn this number into glasses” and every year I am wrong