I’m BEGGING you guys….
- get the highest grok plan
- pull the top 10 competitors in your city
- give each one its own grok chat
each chat reverse engineers one competitor’s SEO and finds the reason they’re ranking above you
1) chat breakdown
make each chat break down everything that competitor does on google.
for a local business, that could be:
> their primary google business profile category
> how many reviews they get every month
> what customers say in those reviews
> which services have their own page
> what their customers complain about
each chat writes one report.
the job isn’t to copy them.
the job is to find what they do right, and the gaps they’re leaving open.
2) then paste all 10 reports into one master chat.
make it find what every top competitor has in common
that’s the minimum you need to compete
> make it find what none of them are doing
> that’s how you beat them
> grok rewrites your google business profile
> grok writes a page for every service they’re missing
> grok turns their bad reviews into reasons to call you
> you take the photos and hit publish
let it run for 30 days.
30 extra jobs a month.
$1000 average job.
$30k/month in new revenue.
easy.
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SEO Pro Tip #49
DON'T publish new content, Instead…
> Open Google Search Console
> Find keywords with high impressions but low clicks
> Open the page already ranking for them
> Paste that page into Grok Bot
“Analyze this article using Google's helpful content standards on expertise, accuracy, transparency, comprehension, and reader value. Highlight areas that meet or fall short of guidelines.
Give specific, constructive suggestions to enhance depth, citation quality, clarity, and usefulness for readers. Also, check whether the following keywords with high impressions are present in my article. If not, add them naturally within the content. Don’t overdo it. "
Google is literally telling you what people are searching for and which pages it already wants to show.
Do this and see your traffic soar!
PS: Want me to record a step by step video on this?
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-Bought the bitcoin dip
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Things you should be doing in 2026:
Over on Facebook the vegans are photosynthesising with rage.
I don’t care if anyone is fucking vegan!
Seriously. Eat plants. Don’t eat animals. Wear shoes made from mushrooms. Milk an oat. Live your best lentil-based life. Crack on.
But when did it go from simply not eating animal products to all of this wierd shit I get now?
Because I remember vegan.
Now I’m being told humans are “herbivore alkaline electric magnetic beings.”
Apparently steak rots inside you.
Meat “infects your DNA.”
“Parasites in meat can take over your body and brain.”
“Cancer feeds on acid.”
The frightened animals started transferring “bad energy” into humans.
Now typing “dangers of eating meat” into Google has become scientific research.
And apparently talking about eating meat is “dangerous quasiscience” and “a pretty evil thing to do.”
EVIL.
For talking about food.
I’m waiting for the next update because apparently we’re no longer discussing whether humans should eat steak.
We’re discussing whether my ribeye has negatively charged spiritual Wi-Fi and whether eating it makes me morally responsible for the collapse of civilisation.
Be vegan. Be vegetarian. Be carnivore. Eat everything. I genuinely couldn’t care less.
But if your argument against meat requires alkaline humans, infected DNA, telepathic pig anxiety, accusations of evil and a folder full of Google screenshots, I’m going to need slightly more evidence than “go into your SOUL, here lays answers.” Before somebody calls me evil again.
I miss the days when a vegan just told you they were vegan. 😂
People have lost their fucking minds over food.
I honestly don’t care what anybody eats. Live on cereal, vegan sausages and oat milk if that’s what you want to do.
But don’t tell me that eating real food is the dangerous option.
I eat meat.
“That much red meat can’t be good for you.”
I eat eggs.
“Every day?!”
I cook in beef fat.
“You need to worry about your cholesterol.”
I don’t eat bread.
“You need carbohydrates for energy.”
I don’t eat fibre.
“You must shit bricks.”
Apparently I’m about three fry-ups away from death.
Meanwhile we’ve got fake meat made from a list of ingredients that takes half the packet to print.
Milk that didn’t come from an animal. Protein bars with fake sugar and seed oils. Breakfast cereals with synthetic vitamins added back in and low-fat crap covered in marketing words like “healthy”, “plant based” and “high protein”.
And that’s normal?
Nobody bats an eyelid.
But put a steak on a plate with four eggs and suddenly everyone has concerns.
The brainwashing has worked so well.
People will confidently tell me that meat is dangerous while pushing a trolley full of shit that didn’t even exist 100 years ago.
And they’re absolutely certain about it.
They don’t use their fucking brains anymore to question anything.
Look at how many people are obese. Look at how common type 2 diabetes and fatty liver have become. But let’s focus on heart disease because it’’s supposed to be caused by cholesterol. Nothing to do with amount sugar and carbs they are shoving into their bodies all day long.
They have somehow decided the problem is beef, eggs and butter.
Open your eyes!
Something has gone very wrong with what we’ve been taught to call normal.
How the hell did we get to a point where real food became extreme and factory-made food became normal?
Rant over 🤣
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But you can use it as a starting point for a much more interesting exercise: understanding yourself.
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No zodiac signs.
No numerology.
No fortune telling.
Just shockingly accurate psychological insights that expose patterns you've been repeating your entire life.
Here are 7 prompts you won't be able to stop thinking about:
Two people can make the same $100k salary in Canada and live completely different lives just because one pays $1,400 in rent and the other pays a $2,600 mortgage.
R.I.P. WORKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
$100 a day is $3,000 a month.
$3,000 a month is your freedom number.
Claude gets you there faster than anything alive right now.
Here are the 5 prompts that start the whole thing:
I genuinely don't understand why every business owner isn't doing this yet.
Elon Musk's Grok Bot can do SEO like a $10,000/month agency.
here's the exact setup (takes 4 minutes):
1. install Grok Bot and make it your Chief of SEO
2. give it the article below with all prompts
3. give it access to your website, Google Business Profile and competitors
you are done.
thank me later.
A bartender asked me how he could make money online without quitting his job.
I told him to stop everything and start selling $19 PDFs using AI. He made $44,500 this month doing it. Here's the killer method:
there is no catch and that scares me
Elon Musk posted an idea that hit 27 million views:
"stop building startups. buy boring internet real estate and let bots run it"
that's literally what Grok Bot does now. the whole setup costs $0 on top of the sub:
→ create a bot, name it Mogul
→ tell it to find one boring niche people search every day (it reads X and reddit complaints in real time, it's grok)
→ it builds a small directory site on its own computer and ships one useful page every night
→ it negotiates affiliate and referral deals itself, by email, in your name
→ publishing runs on a routine. telegram sends you the money reports
→ month one: traffic. month three: the first $217. it never stops after that
your laptop stays shut. the site grows anyway
every page is a tiny employee that works forever. it compounds like rent
some of them run 3 sites each and haven't opened a single one. they don't post about it, and now you know why
every month you wait, someone's bot ships another 30 pages into the niche you would've picked
full playbook below
bookmark this before someone takes your niche
An influencer asked me the fastest way to make 6-figures this year.
I told him to:
• Delete TikTok
• Delete YouTube
• Delete Instagram
Amazon can pay you $10,000/month for something most creators never think to build:
keep calling me crazy...but I will keep repeating this..
1. open Grok Bot
2. paste these 20 prompts
3. dominate Google like a $10k/month SEO agency
4. make your first million dollars
i genuinely don't understand why everyone isn't doing this yet
Elon Musk posted a simple idea that hit 41 million views:
stop chatting with AI. hire it. give it its own computer, its own memory, its own job
that's literally what Grok Bot is. and the smartest setup right now costs $0 extra:
→ create a bot, name it Brain
→ tell it to build a private wiki of everything you know on its own computer
→ it sets up three folders: raw for sources, wiki for pages, and saves the whole method as a skill
→ drop anything into the chat: article, pdf, youtube link, screenshot. it reads it, links it, files it
→ put ingestion on a routine: every night it pulls what you bookmarked and files it while you sleep
→ ask questions across everything you've ever saved, forever
your laptop stays shut. it grows anyway
five minutes to set up. compounds like interest from day one
Elon is already reposting people who build things with their bots. the ones who started last week have wikis, clients and his retweets
six months from now they'll have a bot that read everything with them. you'll have chat history
full step-by-step guide below
bookmark this before the feed buries it