Cristian

Fuck it, two tears in the bucket

[J “Jaquarious” Batt 🦇 @JaquariusBatt]

JBatt might have gotten too drunk at the work function and told a coworker at the urinal that’s it’s illegal for a grown man to hold a baby’s cock

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

@poopswag34 I love ruining women's days

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

@Hissucessor @bounceitbb69 @femalepencil I'm sorry for my ignorance

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

We don't ROFLcopter as much as we used to

[御粗相 @oh_sosou]

たべのこし
#umbreon

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

I am 4'11

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

@zipoffs Left with a note saying "Please take good care of it"

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

For teh lulz, of course

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

In Brazil we show gore to students

[ROOT @squarerootr]

@KirbyRare Shit you not, my physics teacher, here in Brazil, has showed us a video of a guy, standing on top of a train, getting electrecuted, to teach us about Faraday's Cage.
The worst/best part, the file name was "Shoquinho" which could only be tranlated as "Lil' shock" in a mocking way.

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

I love #glaggle

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

@Boogalous @bounceitbb69 @femalepencil Not me

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

@bounceitbb69 @femalepencil I didn't even know they had money down there

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

It was amazing at times
It was digital at times

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

@erin6ydpsf @Emawnish Appreciate dat

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

@erin6ydpsf @Emawnish I'm a Mexican child

[Cristian @LucidLucina]

@erin6ydpsf @Emawnish Go off baby gurl