Lucy Calderwood 💙

Views are my own and not those of my employer

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This is yet another good example of why men are too emotional to be in leadership.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR OUR WAR PLANS?

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I'm not saying Trump is a Russian asset, just that I can't think of anything he'd be doing differently if he were.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

President Zelensky will meet King Charles at Sandringham tomorrow. A spokesman for the King said the purpose of the meeting was "to annoy the fuck out of that dreadful orange shithead"

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

Was it for this that the US spent 80 years building power and alliances? Not to be a force for good. But instead to impoverish neighbours, threaten those it protected, rob minerals from war-torn countries, and break its promises to 100s of millions of the poorest in the world? 🧵

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

To the Metropolitan Police, I’d like to report a hate crime committed by Laurence Fox.

“You are not welcome in my country” is a racist trope. I am British. @metpoliceuk @MetCC

Evidence below:

[Katie Pennick @KatiePennick]

Today’s reason for being late to my lecture: I can’t cross the road opposite uni because there are about two dozen dockless bikes obstructing the dropped kerb.

@CamdenCouncil what is your process for keeping pavements clear of bikes? And would you agree it isn’t working?

[lula divinia @sunrubberdoll]

oh my god guys

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

the worm in RFK’s brain on his way to day one as deputy health secretary

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

your menswear, my choice

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Just the most astounding couple of paragraphs.

Pure oligarchy territory.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer to Nigel Farage: "I'm glad to see the Honourable Member back here in Britain He has spent so much time in America I was half expecting him to appear in the immigration statistics." #PMQs

[Dr Adam Rutherford @AdamRutherford]

Please point me to evidence that Musk is highly intelligent and not mendacious or malevolent. Instead, the evidence for him being a greedy, vindictive, anti-free speech power hungry narcissist in a stupid hat is voluminous.

I implore @RichardDawkins to look at evidence.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

The man Trump wants to trust with healthcare

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

Very kind of Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to become government officials while remaining in their executive roles at companies that either do business with or have regulatory conflicts with the government.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

it's the upside down air biscuits for me 😂🥰