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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go....

#Quote by #ZiggyMarley from genre #Pet
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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Apple !

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Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the...

#Quote by #GeorgeBernardShaw from genre #Family
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the
newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!

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Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot...

#Quote by #PeterLynch from genre #Business
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Can you spell very happy with three
letters?
XTC (ecstasy).

#Joke from #SpellingJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire

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I like fantasy. I like horror, science fiction because I can get avant-garde...

#Quote by #NicolasCage from genre #Science
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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
All her
children had gone to the dogs.

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Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know....

#Quote by #DanielJBoorstin from genre #Learning
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When is a dog most impolite?
When he points.

#Joke from #DogJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire

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Remember, the storm is a good opportunity for the pine and the cypress to show...

#Quote by #HoChiMinh from genre #Strength
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Which fly makes films ?
Stephen Speilbug
!

#Joke from #InsectJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire

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Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the...

#Quote by #BillyConnolly from genre #Time
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Can you spell soft and slow with two
letters?
EZ.

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Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell....

#Quote by #BillCopeland from genre #Inspirational
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What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !

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Patience is the best remedy for every trouble....

#Quote by #Plautus from genre #Best
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Can you spell a pretty girl with two
letters?
QT (cutey).

#Joke from #SpellingJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire