Lucy Bandoh

i do what i want.

[Rémy JAC @Remy_Jac]

@Simone_Biles 🫡🤸🏾‍♀️🥇🐐🤩 GOAT for #GOAT𓃵

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

And i’d do it again

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

Me in the audience at the Baby Reindeer Comedy Final: mmhm men really will do anything except go to therapy

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

My inbox is open for intellectual discussion & half-baked conspiracies

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Rebel Wilson reveals Sacha Baron Cohen has hired a crisis PR manager and lawyer to try and stop the release of her memoir:

“I wrote about an a–hole in my book. Now, said a–hole is trying to threaten me. But the book WILL come out, and you will all know the truth.”

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

Mdr ☠️

[it’s bone dry, bitter and hollow @thetirekinge]

@bloodlineprint What exactly was j lo planning to do? Ain’t this a musical?

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

@PopCrave I love Wendy, and also…we need to make sure she’s on the shortlist to play Yzma in the live action version of The Emperor’s New Groove.

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

Schedule send, but for texts

Bc I have things to share but am also not trying to have a whole conversation right now.

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

@AmericanAir if you’re broke just say so mama? But you’re going to have to give me my money back

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

So far I’ve been told:
“It expires August 26”
“It expires August 13”
“It expired last year”
“It can be used for any flight”
“It can only be used for the original route”

When my flight credit clearly says its valid until this coming Sunday @AmericanAir any explanation?

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

@AmericanAir is by far the worst airline. Tell me why I have almost 450€ in flight credit they refuse to let me use 🙃

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

AirPods are the biggest waste of my time. Why do they always need to be charged?!

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

Slay

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

New York City now has the worst air quality of any city on Earth.

If exposed to the current air quality in NYC for 24 hours, it would be equivalent to smoking about 6 cigarettes.

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

Excuse me while I play this string version of I Ain’t Got You from #QueenCharlotte anytime anyone is in my house for the next 6 months.

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

Alt. Would love to shop in their thrift store/pop-up

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

The worst thing about Lottie’s cult in #YellowJackets is that I’m obsessed with their color story. Like I would love to vibe with them for a day or two in my best shades of lavender.

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

@rodeoclown3000 Sophie is this you?

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

They keep saying all these words they think I know in English.
WHAT is an infinitive? Did we learn that in school? I just need like a crash course.

[poutou stan account ☭ 🇨🇮(🇨🇩🇵🇸) @aminata_225]

@SSydneyBest affair allegations? oh real cinema is back

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

Like what is a preposition yall

[Lucy Bandoh @LucyBandoh]

Trying to learn French and it turns out I’m struggling bc I don’t know English