Lucy Calton

24. Wife. Self employed beauty therapist. Peterborough.

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@FionaAddy I hear ‘yanny’ and Tom hears ‘laurel’!!!! This is soooo confusing!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

That was a great summer

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When you think you love your baby as much as you possibly can, then they sleep through the night and you love them that liiiitttle bit more 👼🏼

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@ASOS It’s not working 😣 just keeps saying ‘technical difficulties’ ?

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Tonight feels like Christmas Eve. I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow morning! I’ve been waiting for this day for the last five months 😊

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I don’t like tea”
“Get out of my house”

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@jadebarsby @example Bloody emotional rollercoaster 💔😭

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

And it was all yellow

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@Gaz_Clues Happy birthday gaz! X

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@YodelOnline I missed a delivery today (thought I would get a text with estimated delivery but I didn't) will it be re-delivered tomorrow?

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A week tomorrow and we'll be in the 🌞

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Absolutely exhausted, looking forward to a quiet day tomorrow with my two faves 👦🏻👶🏻💕

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When you feel like doing a little dance at 6.30am because your baby slept through the night for the second day running 🙌🏻

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The first time I've left Saylor for more than an hour and my boobs hate me 🍉🍉😂

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That awkward baby clothes stage between 0-3 and 3-6 months where nothing fits properly 🙄

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Just had a conversation by whispering and then realised the baby had gone to bed 10 mins ago 🙃

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When your tummy is filled with so much nervous excitement that you can't sleep 🤞🏻

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Today I've realised I have to make a decision wether I want to eat or wear make up because apparently it's pretty impossible to do both 🤔

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@jadebarsby Oh man😫 keep them as short as they will go for a couple of times and they'll grow back in no time x