Lucy Morris

eating, knitting, momming

[Lucy Morris @LucyJeanMorris]

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[TJ Cooney 🚀 @TJ_Cooney]

Sorry but watching astronauts sped up on the moon will never get old

[Lucy Morris @LucyJeanMorris]

@SoVeryBritish I have the answer and it’s half Red Leicester and half mozzarella

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

People still call our streaming service 4OD so good luck

[Steve | Abandon't ��� @Abandon_t]

Power cut at half 6am on a Bank Holiday Sunday causing all the house alarms to go off

Don't think this is a popular move

[Lucy Morris @LucyJeanMorris]

@ODEONCinemas Help! 😭 I bought tickets on the app for Super Mario at Mcr Great Northern on Friday for my 5yo and I but we missed it cause he was poorly 😣😖 I tried to find a way to return the tickets but couldn’t work it out…

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Only a thousand days of January left and £1.42 in the bank. Should be fine.

[I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids]

7yo: mommy can you do any tricks?
Me: i can turn anxiety into diarrhea

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

I'm tired of watching from the sidelines while other people do cool things. This year, I'm going to stand further away and maybe bring a book.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

One family activity we like to do between Christmas and New Year’s is try to remember the last time everyone had a shower.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day, should you need it, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): the desire to be away from other people.

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

Grimsby, Southampton, Felixstowe all short-listed for BBC Port's Personality off the Year...

[Lucy Morris @LucyJeanMorris]

Hear me out.. Home care, but for pregnant people for the third and fourth trimesters, to help with leg shaving and picking up anything that’s on the floor.

[Lucy Morris @LucyJeanMorris]

Who’s idea was it to leave out chocolate coins around the Christmas tree at the gestational diabetes antenatal clinic? 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🍫🎄@EastCheshireNHS

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Fresh from the kiln, the Liz Truss Commemorative Plate® celebrating Britain’s greatest 1.5 months 🇬🇧

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“The best things in life are free”

Lies. Crisps are not free.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

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[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Your choice of viewing today.

BBC 1 3pm: Normalising Murderers Live from Qatar

ITV 9pm: Normalising Murderers Live from Australia

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

“A platform for progress”

[Georgia Coan @georgia_coan]

Graffiti artist Banksy is basically encouraging his followers to shoplift the GUESS on Regent Street after they used his artwork without permission 👀