Lucy Mac

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Hold the phone... 📞

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

And just like that, all the problems at West Ham mean nothing

The only thing that is important now is Michail Antonio

I’m praying for Michail and his family

We love you Mickey ⚒🙏

[ThexyBeatht_ @ThexyBeatht_2]

The strawberry I bought last week staring at me grabbing another can of soda from the back of the fridge

[Lucy Mac @LucyMacMusic]

@JordanNairne OMG Alex Isley 🧡

[shitscaredmum @shitscaredmum]

I'm heartbroken to share the news that we lost our beautiful Laura in the early hours of this morning.
She was fierce & tenacious to the end & it was truly the honour of my life to be her mum.
We are devastated at the thought of life without our girl, she was a force of nature💔

[Lucy Mac @LucyMacMusic]

https://t.co/x4nWjdGmtc

[Lucy Mac @LucyMacMusic]

Running the London Marathon for @BRUKresearch in memory of my beautiful Mum tomorrow.
What an honour 💙 #LondonMarathon #brainresearchuk

[Lucy Mac @LucyMacMusic]

@JordanNairne Lies!!

[Lucy Mac @LucyMacMusic]

Running the London Marathon for my beautiful, bold and brave Mum https://t.co/x4nWjdGmtc

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

BREAKING 🚨 | The gender pay gap is now 14.9%.

This means women have worked from January 1st to today - 54 days - for FREE.

[James Arthur @JamesArthur23]

Fuck me I can’t wait till everybody stops blowing my phone up every Saturday thinking I’m on telly singing dressed as a rhino.

[Zoë O'Connor @zoconnor]

When I was a kid, I thought the #UniversityChallenge teams were actually positioned one on top of the other, like bunk beds. Ridiculous. But I still can't unsee.

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

This time next year there will be millions of people going « I never liked him before, but credit where it’s due, Putin has been brilliant at the trials. And he was so brave with that eel. »

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Katie Melua jets off to Beijing to commence her annual bicycle audit.

“I can’t really be arsed but they’re expecting me now,” she told BBC Radio 2’s Paul Gambaccini

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

The two Everton fans who went looking for beers and ended up in a Sheikhs palace chilling with a lion. 🤣🇶🇦

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

i love rihanna, this is a black panther song though, i’m not taking this. pay up avon lady

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

us next @marksandspencers xx

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

The Conservative Party: putting the N into cuts since 1834.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

99% of you won’t ever get it.