Lucy

(she/her) designated drinker

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now

[chad @chasedbywasps]

"we're trying for a baby" what kind of stuff you trying

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[zoe ☠︎︎ @chainsawmontana]

i can’t believe we lost two queens in the span of two days

[hayley🧛🏻‍♀️🎀 @fallnalien]

rest in peace to this icon

[Errai @errai]

Saw a guy walking by himself in the woods wearing a red shirt with “staff” written on it. One of mother Earth’s many employees I’d assume

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if you live in michigan and are wondering who to vote for, i think this should give you clarity

[asia 🍓 @brdgesbvrn]

seeing the pitt women w their hair down & out of scrubs tonight

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

Moshi moshi

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

we rockin with mark cuz mark rockin with us

[chance @chanceposts]

Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are

[el ✴︎˚｡⋆🍈 @thesubwaymp3]

and FUCK the us mens hockey team

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

get your ass back in the cauldron before you piss me the fuck off even more. get in the soup, boy

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

this shit is took me out