Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️

A pirate who loses more money than he steals 🦜

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

You're seeing everyone talk about farming different DEXs, especially @paradex , but not a pro trader? Ever thought about Fundings Farming?

What are Funding ?
It's like a small fee traders pay each other:
📈 Too many people bet price goes up → they pay those who bet it goes down.
📉 Too many people bet price goes down → they pay those who bet it goes up.

And trust me, the APRs can be wild – often over 50% and sometimes even 100%+!

How to Farm Fundings? Use the best tool of 2025 design by @ilyessghz2 https://t.co/JDa2B843ry

Head to "funding farming." It currently supports Paradex, Vest, Extended, Hyperliquid, Backpack, Orderly, and Hibachi.

We see 177.39% APR on $PUMP ! The tool tells you exactly how: Long on Hyperliquid, Short on Extended. You can easily uncheck DEXs you don't use (like I do with Backpack/Orderly cause don't want to farm them) to find your best plays.

Fundings magic: You earn fees on one side (e.g., 0.02% of position hourly on Extended) and pay nothing on the other (Hyperliquid). Since you're hedged, if the price moves, you gain on one side what you lose on the other. Low risk, high reward!

Another Banger Feature ! Check "charts + risk report" to see the average APR over days. For $ZRO (which I farmed a lot), it shows an average of 38.45% over 14 days by Longing Paradex and Shorting Vest. This shows if the yield is consistent!

Now, like all move in DeFi, there are risks:
- DEX can be hack, we saw what happen to GMX...
- Liquidation: Use stop-losses to avoid big losses & fees.
- Liquidity: Always check the order book on both DEXs to ensure enough liquidity for your order. Learn from my mistake, it hurts!

Why is this farming method so interesting?

Insane APR and you farm multiple DEXs! This is my main reason. I'm super bullish on Paradex (20% of supply for first airdrop, 26.6% post-TGE). Plus, you have the opportunity to be eligible for airdrops from other DEXs, all of whom currently have points-based campaigns.

That's it for me! Here are the DEX links I use:

Paradex: https://t.co/fyaiwknuSw
Vest: https://t.co/EmLBnZIzzS
Extended: https://t.co/nmcRCz3fte
Hyperliquid (via https://t.co/8tm0SnASJO for S2 farming): https://t.co/LzwFKDtd0Y
Hyperliquid (direct): https://t.co/RziWLtpQBa
Hibachi: https://t.co/Cqh16hvlDP

Let me know if you try and don't hesitate to ask.

[Prof @TheProfInvestor]

Oh my Ondas.

$ONDS - you are handpicked.

Government officials are literally telling you which companies to focus on.

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

Hyperliquid compte ajouter plus d'actions à trade ?

J'avoue que c'est un régal de pouvoir trade depuis leur interface, j'espère plus d'ajout soon

@HyperliquidX
hyperliquid:native

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

le futur des L2

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

ATH $RDW

[Ondas Inc. @OndasHoldings]

Acquisition of Omnisys is now closed. Omnisys is expected to deliver more than $100 million in revenue over 2026 and 2027, providing a high-margin contribution to the Ondas platform.

Omnisys is a combat-proven AI software company optimizing some of the world’s most advanced and active air defense and battlefield operational architectures.

BRO mission software now sits inside the Ondas systems of systems architecture, helping orchestrate multi-domain defense missions across sensors, autonomous systems, and effectors. $ONDS

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

56k abonnés, suffit vraiment de juste raconter de la merde ?

[Coinvo Trading @CoinvoTrading]

🇺🇸 $SPCX IS ABOUT TO IPO AND IT COULD LITERALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

In 2010, $TSLA went public and had you put in $10,000, you would've had $3.6 million now.

Elon Musk is giving you the same chance this year but with SpaceX.

If the SpaceX IPO comes even close to Tesla, you will become a millionaire.

Do not miss your second chance.

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

Pas trop mal est-ce qu’on va dump comme aux précédents ?

[The Earnings Correspondent @earnings_guy]

$NVDA (Nvidia) #earnings are out:

[Parabolic Runners @runners271851]

$DGXX 🚨

The future outlook

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

Puis tu te dis que même si par miracle on a un prochain président incroyable il va se manger les conséquences de ces 10 dernières années et ne sera jamais approuvé pour un deuxième mandat.

La seule solution c'est LFI pour faire couler le pays tout de suite et repartir sur de bonnes bases

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

Ce qui est terrible c'est que les français ne se rendent pas compte de la gravité de ce graphique pour notre modèle

[Lysandre @LysandreBL]

4% SUR 10 ANS, LETS GOOOOOO

Les mêmes bases que 2008 avec une dette quasi 3x plus élevée !

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

Faut vraiment arrêter d’écouter les vendeurs de rêve tout x5 à partir de maintenant

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

Positionné tard autour des 9$ mais bien présent tout de même

[Redwire @Redwire]

Redwire has been selected for a new high eight-figure, multi-year contract by a NATO ally to deliver its next-generation Penguin Mk3 tactical UAS platform. Our Mk3 platform was shaped around operational feedback loops emphasizing modularity, rapid adaptability, sustainment, and scalable deployment.

The contract reflects how NATO allies are increasingly prioritizing combat-proven autonomous systems that can evolve quickly in response to electronic warfare and changing battlefield conditions.

Read here for more: https://t.co/yHcBEaFG5T

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

Je suis pas du tout bearish sur $DGXX

Mais j'ai l'impression que le seul argument c'est eh les gars contrat de 1,1 md sur 10 ans...

Certes c'est fort mais arrêtez de nous le vendre comme le prochain $NBIS

Je suis positionné dessus mais doucement sur la pression pour acheter

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

Lâche ça

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

Amazon: AWS up 28%, Semis- $50b run-rate; Ads, $17b with huge gross margins, Entertainment is one to watch and now supply chain management for others?? Oh and there's Prime

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

@AlexXplore Toujours le même soucis avec cette boîte
Plus de contrats mais pas de cash donc s’endette et au final ne marge nul part

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

@Divs_King @Adwamx @ItsBaget Adyen

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

@GregInvestFr Après le scandale sur Realt et sûrement la perte de tous les fonds placés dessus tu continues de vendre ces trucs loufoques ? 😭

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

@ThibChelito @Divs_King Prévisions de Capex à 116B et ils ont annoncés 180B

[Monkey D. Luffy 🐒🏴‍☠️ @Luffynance]

@paradex Join waitlist before it ends : https://t.co/0P1Bu285J2