Luigi Mario

I am the brother of that red plumber who does not give a shit about me. •Not Affiliated With Nintendo•

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

That aint me

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

Dont mind me. ill be waiting for MY anniversary.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

Theres always more than one luigi on twitter. we act different. but we are all luigi either way. striving to become a number 1 hero like mario.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

L is real. you figured it out. now you can finally save me from this hell hole. find the remaining mysterious of the beta. and you’ll seek the truth of what really happened during the testing.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

you figured it out. you clever bitches.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

I was planned to say fuck you to whoever uses me just to die in super mario world. then nintendo came after me and forced me to be a recolor of mario. god fucking damn it.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

@AltriveEpic Sorry bro but the xbox now belongs to me because we are both green.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

dont worry guys. banjo and kazooie are getting a remake. the title is called Banjo Kazooie: The Luigi Redo. And for the first time, im a playable character for co-op mode. i must help banjo save his sister from the evil grunty.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

Nintendo were supposed to announce the new Super Luigi Sunshine but they scrapped that and replaced it with Shin megami tensei instead. DAMN IT.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

@MarioGamer_64

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

I missed my birthday yesterday. just like how nintendo would miss the year of luigi.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

Dont worry, these rough times are hard but Im here. Me,Luigi will gladly hug you and encourage you to get through the tough times and look foward to your future!

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

#DoNotEndLuigi

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

Someone pls win the game. me and the boys need to take a piss but we are stuck as marketable plushies.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

I have faced my inner shadow self and i got a card? must be from the casino. someone told me that this card could be useful if i shout "PERSONA". idk what they mean but it sounds cool!

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

I regret leaving her.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

Sex is more fun when you use the poltergust G-00

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

Sorry i haven’t been active lately. Mario cant fucking cook spaghetti right and he gave me food poisoning. im all better now and i kicked mario out of the house. fucking bitch.

[Luigi Mario @LuigiMario_]

@OutOfContextEv2 i was then sent to prison for 25 years.