TanookiRuss

yeah, I’m cool.

[✌️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁 #ThreeLionsOnAShirt @twos6xes]

ball moves faster than the man

[Marcel @UTDMarcel]

If you don’t laugh you’ll cry 😭

[Pranay (The MUFC Engineer) @pranaychat7]

Fanbase is HILARIOUS.

July 2025 - #imabaleba
Feb 2026 - don’t want that fraud at my club can’t get a start!
July 2026 - Omds, Baleba! Brinngggg

[:| @TheBionicDam]

@Taalha_UTD His passing bag is ridiculous

If we get Lewis Hall we’re scoring a ridiculous amount of goals next szn #WhoNeeds2DefendAnyways

[Shubham Singh @NewSharifInTown]

Just realised we won't have to wake up at odd times to watch the preseason games

[Alen 🇸🇮 @UtdAlen]

Gonna be so peak when in our first CL game Šeško scores a brace and he's seen pictured with the MOTM award, when that happens that's when I update my avi

[ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣 💙⚽️ @CharxRafc]

I don’t agree with Saeed’s opinion on the signing, I think it’s a solid one for Manchester United. It’s absolutely fine to disagree with other people. Football is built on different opinions.

What isn’t fine is seeing someone personally attacked or mocked for their appearance because of that opinion.

Words stay with people far longer than we often realise. We never truly know what someone is carrying away from social media.

One of the nicest guys in football content too.

Disagree with the football. Be kinder to the person though 👏🏻👏🏻

[Ben @BenDesigned]

‘Tielemens is 29’

Yeah? And?

We’ve just signed a 22-year-old (Santos) and lost experience in Casemiro (34).

You want entire team of kids?

City literally went for Kovacic at 29.

He’s only £35M, not £60M+ 🤣

United will sign another younger marquee.

[E~ @donthypeem]

Caicedo has lit lost the midfield battle to Mainoo everytime.

[Khalid 🇸🇦 @Khalid_bossman]

Youri Tielemans - 25/26

[🇧🇪 @3sDries1]

It's hilarious when people talk about Tielemans and Mainoo as if they're just standing still in the middle of the pitch letting every player go by them.

Mainoo had fantastic defensive numbers under Carrick and under Ten Hag at the start of 24/25. Don't let them fool you man

[Ben @BenDesigned]

🇧🇪 Tielemens (29)
🇧🇷 Andrey Santos (22)
🇨🇲 Baleba (22)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Hall (21)
🇳🇱 Summerville (24)

Rate that summer out of 10

[. @adzvii]

£35m for Youri Tielemans uno 😭😭😭😭genuinely ridiculous

[Cloudy💨 🅣🅗🅔 🅕🅤*🅚🅘🅝🅖 🅑🅘🅖🅖🅔🅢🅣 @CloudyREDS]

No English midfielder can pull of something like this honestly

[B @utdbrxy]

He was a first choice prem keeper last season btw. This is actually a good signing

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇪 Youri Tielemans has completed his medical and signs today at Man United.

Understand the agreement will be valid until June 2031, five years.

Done and sealed.

[MC @UtdMicah]

It’s like when Amorim fanboys on YouTube channels were saying Mainoo can’t run just for him to clock the most distance covered vs City & Arsenal in his first two games back.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

😮‍💨

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A warm welcome for Andrey ☺️🤝

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Andrey Santos is buzzing to play under Michael Carrick 🐝❤️