LUIS™

stand up comic and writer. 30 yr TikTok teen. always dehydrated. “oh boy”

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That’s good eatin’

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Legalize comedy

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I said don’t

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My wife only lets me visit the backrooms on my birthday

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@GnuGamePlus @Cheesymanfredo It’s not that backrooms is some intellectual masterpiece, obsession is just built for mainstream audiences

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@cwebbonline @Ssnyder1835 Trailer park ass country

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@LizzySavetsky This shit gave me cancer

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@memechaotic Damn bro quit riding

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The worst thing about public urinals is when there’s not someone next to you to hold your hand

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

This aged perfectly

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@elonmusk Bro has not evolved past early 2000s memes

[HOT SPOT @HotSpotHotSpot]

FLASHBACK: Joe Rogan admits to watching child p*rn

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Someone should tell trump that Cuba is not like the island he’s used to going to

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She might just be worried because the guy on stage looks like he’s dying up there (both in comedy and in health)

[Ben Bankas @BenBankas]

Triggered girl at comedy show…

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@BenBankas She might just be worried because the guy on stage looks like he’s dying up there (both in comedy and in health)

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

86 46

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If I had a nickel for every time that King Charles was friends with a blonde haired TV personality pedophile I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot, but it’s strange that it happened twice

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TWO KINGS. 👑

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

The worst part about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

Never forget.

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Jeffrey would’ve loved trumps ballroom

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Ashley St. Clair confirmed the WH runs group chats telling these accounts what to post. Within minutes of shots fired tonight, before there was any news of casualties and before the President said this exact talking point, this was the chat in real time.