Lukas Brandon

Dad, divorced, guitar player, full contact juggler, and fool. Loves swimming, cycling, and hitting the speedbag.

[Lukas Brandon @LukasBrandon]

A short clip of me showing off #isolation from a #contactjuggling perspective. Enjoy!

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

This is the stuff @JDVance meant to say but forgot when he was on The View earlier in the day, playing Mr. Rogers.

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

This is so bent. Democrats fought for Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, labor laws, anti-pollution laws, voting rights, food-safety standards, equal pay—all to make this a better country and all over GOP opposition. Show some frickin' gratitude for that.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

No one has ever demanded more gratitude but done less to deserve it than JD Vance

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

A good day to remember what grace is all about.

[Masterpieces of Japan @JapanTraCul]

Cat and Goldfish, by Ohara Koson, 1928-1930

[Lukas Brandon @LukasBrandon]

@lezpilot I wonder what kind of bread they're serving to go along with the circus?
The whole thing is so deeply embarrassing to our country.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

https://t.co/jZoBGH2eki

[Lukas Brandon @LukasBrandon]

@OtterTailCounty Both Gorgeous💎Gems

[Done With People's BS @donewthpplsbs]

This is why the funniest man I know, has also lived the hardest life I've ever come across. ❤️ Love you babe

[Steve Reynolds @WeatherBrew]

Tale of Two Cities, 2013.

😊 / 😡

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Kyle Clark asked Colorado GOP candidate for governor Victor Marx whether voters should believe he’s lived "one of the most extraordinary lives in human history," or whether he’s "a liar and a fraud."

John Oliver: “That might be the first event in history won by the moderator.”

[Scott G @scttfrnks]

We used to (affectionately) call our friend Andy, “Dick Nose” in high school and he just sent me this ai pic of what he looks like now and I am dying

[Acyn @Acyn]

https://t.co/dQXLlv9vbQ

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on no new wars promise: I didn’t promise anything.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

In 2018, 13-year-old Jaequan Faulkner of Minneapolis, Minnesota, started a small hot dog stand called “Mr. Faulkner's Old Fashioned Hot Dogs” in front of his home.

When local authorities received complaints that he was operating without a permit, the city's Health Department chose not to shut him down.

Instead, inspectors worked with him to meet food safety requirements, provided guidance and equipment, and even pooled their own money to cover the $87 permit fee after he passed inspection.

The community quickly rallied behind Jaequan's entrepreneurial spirit, and his hot dog stand became a local success story.

The city also connected him with a nonprofit organization that helped him learn valuable business, marketing, and financial skills.

His story gained national attention as an example of officials supporting a young entrepreneur rather than discouraging him, turning a potential setback into an opportunity for growth and success.

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

A high coo I wrote, and drawing by bub @RoundBarnes

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

On Wednesday, world chess champion Garry Kasparov tied Deep Blue, the IBM supercomputer that can examine two hundred million positions per second, in the fourth game of their six-game series.

Earlier in the week, Kasparov admitted he committed a catastrophic blunder in game two, when he failed to force a draw by moving rook to E8. Opting instead for a Caro-Kann Defense, that soon transposed into a Pribyl defense. Which, after Deep Blue moved bishop to E7, gave him the advantage with his Knight position.

With all due respect to Mister Kasparov... what the hell were you thinking?!?

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My 13-year old son asked me to give him and his friends a ride to school

Of course I will

When we arrive, the friends get out - but my son stays in the car

"Aren't you going to join your friends?" I ask

"Nope. I barely know them. I dropped out of school 6 months ago to pursue entrepreneurship. I'm CEO of a taxi company now."

His phone buzzes.

He just received a $50 venmo for his services.

I'm so proud of my little entrepreneur.

Maybe I should talk to this kid more often.