Jordan

Judge me by the content of my tweets, not the blurb in my bio. Open to discussion. Want to learn everything.

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

You are more than your political views and I can like you even if we have different visions for the world.

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@Slatzism Deciding what constitutes grilled cheese is borderline bigotry 😂

They say the Left does not have a sense of humor, but then why do I laugh at them so much?

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@ronrule "...but you have to catch it yourself," as Benjamin Franklin allegedly said.

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@chadmanley007 I actually think someone new should do this. Expose how the establishment will not limit itself and make them justify themselves.

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@chadmanley007 Left: believe
Right: don't believe

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@chadmanley007 So you're telling me that when Lord Brentwood spills his knowledge about his massive...farming equipment, you're not turned on?

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@chadmanley007 @rch_inc I proposed bringing back public shaming at my work. For my work.

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@chasinbrains John Connor's mom in Terminator 2

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

It's been a ride. There were times when I was mostly on Twitter and now I am mostly off Twitter. I've met some of my best friends through this app and had some of my more interesting discussions.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@chasinbrains You're not going to the right places, then

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@PublicShawnelle Aviation

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@chadmanley007 Primary isn't even the correct ordinal. It's likely not the one used the most. Primary is in fact less correct.

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@Kombuchaholic1 @pancakeliberty What about cornbread ice cream? That's like double upgrade

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@jeremykauffman That law is the main reason why I hate KPIs.

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@chadmanley007 "Do you have anything smaller?"

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

there is like a 400 year backlog of unburned witches and we have been dealing with the consequences of this now for over a century

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@chasinbrains I hope the project is on the problem of free loaders

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@chadmanley007 How can one tell if they are an NPC? Surely there is crossover between incorrectly thinking oneself wise and being creative and productive

[Jordan @PettetJordan]

@chadmanley007 Every other time after this last time, you are gay