OhitsLukeAqui〽️

▪️Born 1995

[summer @sumcarnwell]

Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

I’m not anti vaccine but I seriously think as humans we deserve the freedom to make our own choices. Implementing vaccine passports etc to go & live ur life properly is bs

[SeaweedTea Drinker @BlondieAtlanta]

Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding...

It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...😂😂😂

[humphrey @humphreezius]

this is supposed to be an 18 year old

[OhitsLukeAqui〽️ @LukeAqui]

@lewgibbons Never happing mate, why you diving into my tweets you weirdo!

[OhitsLukeAqui〽️ @LukeAqui]

@LewGibbons talks so much sense it's crazy
#eyeopener #topadvice

[Chris Hughes @chrishughes_22]

There’s no two ways. If you litter, you were dragged up. You’re scum. End of. Walk to the fucking bin, and put your shit in it. And if the bins are full, carry it until you find one.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Here's some:

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

People aren't allowed to attend the funerals of their loved ones but apparently this is fine.

[normol driver @KK_is_my_name_]

girls be like
“ 1 year with the love of my life 😌 my world ❤️ ”
and this is the pic

[Jas @jas_mckenna]

french bread + aioli what a sexy combo

[G @georgesbtw]

Since lockdown my intake of cups of tea has increased dramatically

[Samuel Pine @samuelpine]

Day 3 lockdown feelings...

[Glastonbury Festival @glastonbury]

We are so sorry to announce this, but we are going to have to cancel Glastonbury 2020. Tickets for this year will roll over to next year. Full statement below and on our website. Michael & Emily

[Samuel Pine @samuelpine]

When you realise Cheltenham isn’t for another year...

[Sam Pine’s Favourite Coat @SamPinesCoat]

F F F FUMING. Sam’s chosen a blazer today🤬🤬🤬🤬 fuck Sam