Lauren Aitchison

Writer who gets caught on door handles a lot and never shuts up about domestic abuse. Views mine etc. She/her

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

@AZCard_BurdsEye Fiancé looked over at me and said, "You'll definitely never leave me if this is the team you support."

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

I'm going to wake up in cold sweats about this drop when I'm 50.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Cardinals lost this game

[I'm Going To Become A Monkey @type___e]

copy editing straight up does not fucking exist anymore & publications of all kinds at the highest levels of professionalism are rife with spelling, grammatical, mechanical, usage errors & AI killed any hope of it ever getting better because they're training on the shitty data.

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

I used to work in a butchery, the only woman with eight or nine men, they need gossip like oxygen istg.

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

@HI3541968733636 @coldhealing Describing a woman as a "thing" is probably where you're going wrong here.

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

@SupNinChalmers @JohnStreicher1 @NobleQAli You have pretty incompetent law enforcement if the only way they can handle that is to kill people.

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

"I choose Trump's teachings over Jesus' teachings."

[Giff Lasta @GiffLasta]

As a Christian, one thing I love about Trump is how shameless he is about saying "Love my enemies? No way man, I hate those guys!"

So cool how the honesty allows the conversation to actually happen, rather than a bunch of pious platitudes.

[Ellie Wilson @ellieokwilson]

Well, I guess you can call me a law changer! Today, the Victims, Witnesses, and Justice Reform Bill passed - critically with an amendment to make court transcripts free for rape survivors. This is something that’s come directly from survivors’ pain and I couldn’t be more proud.

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

Apparently the answer is "orange" and not koala or a Gameboy or a fork, which all feel a lot more opposite to an apple than another piece of fruit.

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

Asylum seekers don’t get new build homes you lying freak

[🌸 𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻 🌸 @sugarGSP]

But according to MumsNet “wE CaN aLwAYS tELl hurr durr”

These people are horrific.

[cez @cezthesocialist]

Okay, now define the biological sexes. Every attempt I've ever seen at doing that had contradictions or people who aren't even trans not meeting either definition.

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

After staying in various spare rooms and having my stuff in storage for almost four months, I picked up the keys for my new flat today. I ordered a sofa. I did meter readings. I ripped up carpets. It felt good!

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

I really believe this tweet is genius but at the same time lol it's just Mags. @PerthshireMags

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

this tweet is my roman empire

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

Every cloud has a silver lining.

[HOT SPOT @HotSpotHotSpot]

James Woods starts crying on CNN because his house burned down

Do you feel bad for him?

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

Happy New Year, everyone! It's just an arbitrary line in the sand, but I'm delighted the worst year of my life is over and I never have to do it again! My only resolution is to be a massive nuisance.

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

Didn't mean to do the double "to me" there, like a broken Chuckle Brother.

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

I'm probably biased and uneducated, but to me, there's a very obvious before Skins/after Skins impact when it comes to how music is used in TV and film.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I’m not exaggerating when I say Skins is one of if not the most formative tv shows of my life lol

[Lauren Aitchison @devilwrstartan]

This is maybe a weird example, but to me, there's a straight line from Skins to Baby Driver.