Luke Beakly

I enjoy fishing, staring contests and looking awesome doing anything.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

What about $1.776 billion?

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@Nilkski_ @Eryn_NotErin Cybertrucks are great for figuring out who the biggest dickhead in your neighborhood is.

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@SLOinvestor I continue to be baffled by the "Yea Celsius Group is up across the board but Celsius specifically is down a little so obviously it's failing" crowd.

Like, you know Coke sells more than just Coke, right?

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@FoxNews Focus on merit says drunk whose last post before this was as a weekend Fox News Host.

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The level of corruption seen just half way through this week, is so insane I do not understand how anyone can defend it.

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

Within one 24 hour period, Trump:

- got out of a $100 million IRS fine
- secured "immunity" from all future tax investigations for his family and friends
- created a $1.8 billion slush fund for lawbreaking supporters
- was reported for likely insider trading worth nearly $1 billion

All of the obvious things to say about this are true. It's bad. Nobody even tries to defend it. The closest thing to a defense you get is something about how "but Democrats suck" and "woke was also bad," which is not a defense, but rather a kind of moral blank check made out to the administration to give them the right to do anything.

But what I'm most curious about is whether this sort of lurid corruption creates a countermovement that successfully returns government to rule of law or whether it's establishing a norm of executive imperialism that every future administration will use to achieve its ends, which can always be justified by the moral blank check of "the other side is worse, so let us do whatever we want."

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@MJTruthUltra Thanks Bongina

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@GenoVeno73 Tomorrow - Meet the first recipient of a $10million freedom grant from the $1,776 Fund.

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@todayyearsold #NeverForget

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@Polymarket Please God no.

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@MarcACaputo

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@jimfoley @Richard_Harambe @FREE_REMARKS https://t.co/y2f6EZ6KJN

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@SenThomTillis If only there were a co-equal branch of government capable of providing a "check", or possibly a "balance", to the president and his clown car of drunken appointees.

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@FoxNews

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@atrupar

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@SaraEisen Gah! What financial trickery is this???? NYC receiving money from NY State that (checks notes) primarily came from NYC???

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@FoxNews Is that bad? Sounds bad.

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@shortsqueeznews I can very much assure you that is not what dinner at Bella Union looks like.

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@gothburz @WhiteHouse 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@SecWar I am dumber for having watched this.

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@OnlyInBOS Thanks Biden