Luke Cage

Best not piss me off or it's your ass!

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

I don't got no potty mouth.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

@multiversesnews: Over. Think ya means @zod_is_supreme leaps "over".

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

Dag! *finally crawls out of the sewers* I ain't NEVER wanna go through something like that again. *looks myself over* Literally. Christmas!

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

*keeps my arm in its jaws, spinning and lashing in all directions, slamming me into every wall* @GIANT_gator

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

*barely reacting to my hits, flips me off of its head, clamps jaws on my left arm* Gonna try to eat me? Ha! @GIANT_gator

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

Time to earn my pay. *jumps on the @GIANT_gator's head and pounds on it* You're coming with me, luggage!

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

Damn... *massive dark spot in the dark water* Nobody flushed you down a toilet. @GIANT_gator

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

Christmas! *half in the wall* Where are you?! @GIANT_gator

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

*massive tail slashes out of the water, knocks me across the chamber into the far wall* @GIANT_gator

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

What the...? *whirls at a sudden splash, doesn't see anything* Yeah, that ain't helping my nerves none.

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

Here gator gator gator. *wades into a deeper chamber, water a bit above the waist* Gonna need an acid bath after this!

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

So, @HeroRoach said it was around here... *scrolls* ...which is where I am. So where's it? Din't think it'd move much.

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

Dag, where is that @GIANT_gator anyway? *pulls out mobile for the maps*

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

Christmas! Smells worse than Crazy Annie down here! *sloshing around as I search*

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

Okay. *pops open manhole cover with a kick* Here we go. *jumps down, lid slams above me*

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

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[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

Howabout duct tape?
RT @SharaORyan: Hey we just met and I know this is crazy but a restraining order is overkill, maybe?

[Luke Cage @LukeCage_pm]

@MUNI_HULK: Welcome back, Green Machine.