Luke D Hornick

I'm Me.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 BILL MAHER JUST QUIT THE DEMOCRATS

Even the liberal comedian is done

“I’m not voting for anyone who thinks the wrong side won the Cold War or cheers for the Intifada like it’s the World Cup”

When Bill Maher says your party went full commie, ITS OVER

[Luke D Hornick @LukeDHornick]

@gotrice2024 They didn’t even get the car out the dealer. @justinc7721

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Dave’s Killer Bread became extremely popular, it’s America’s Number 1 organic bread brand and is now a billion dollar brand

It’s so popular because it was healthy, unfortunately the ingredients have drastically changed after being bought out by the parent company of Nature’s Own

Early versions of their bread were much simpler and some only had about 10 ingredients

That’s all changed after the acquisition

Newer versions of the bread now contain 25+ ingredients with some having 30+ ingredients

The ingredients were added for large-scale commercial production, consistency, shelf life and texture

Fans of the bread have reported taste and texture changes saying its drier and denser

Every food brand is eventually destroyed by a monopoly buying them up

It’s the illusion of choice in America

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

After 12 years of playing GTA 5, I realized we could do this.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Motorcycle ends up dangling from a traffic signal pole following a crash in Canada near the Surrey-Delta border.

The bike appeared to launch into the air at the light after colliding with the front end of a BMW in an intersection.

According to police, the rider suffered serious but non-life-threatening injuries. The BMW driver was not injured.

"I was looking down and then I looked up and the [motorcycle] was above. Kind of crazy," said one observer who explained that he saw the damaged BMW but had a hard time figuring out where the other vehicle involved in the crash was.

Wild.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

One day before Donald Trump was sworn into office in 2017 an obscure bureaucrat doctor made a promise that there “will be a surprise viral outbreak” in the “next administration.”

He worked in every admin since Nixon, yet never made a claim like this.

Guess what happened next?

[ℳ𝒜𝒢𝒜_𝒳_𝒯𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒟𝒶𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒩𝑒𝓌𝓈🇺🇸 @MAGA_X_Times]

Las Vegas, Nevada
While gambling at the Aliante hotel this man was on a losing streak and having a few cocktails, however when he won a big hand and was on the verge of getting some of his money back one of the stewards from the casino came up and asked him for ID.

Mind you they ushered him in and allowing him to gamble and serving him drinks up until…

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

This is one of the most unacceptable things I've heard on CNN so far.

@bucees, this is your chance to heal the political divide and invite the entire CNN staff so they can experience true American greatness.

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 MCDONALD’S WORKER HELD A $1M+ MICHAEL JORDAN GRAIL CARD FOR 29 YEARS — AND NO ONE HAD A CLUE

Jeff worked at McDonald’s for decades… starting at $3/hour in the ’80s.

But hidden away the entire time?
A Michael Jordan card serialed 23/100 — jersey number… making it essentially a 1-of-1 grail.

Pulled in 1997… and never sold.

Even while raising 6 kids in one townhouse and taking in another family in need.

• 12 people under one roof
• Two McDonald’s incomes
• And a card collectors would pay life-changing money for

He held it through everything.

Now… nearly 30 years later…
He’s finally sending it to PSA as the Jordan market hits all-time highs.

One decision… and his entire life could flip overnight.

Did he just make the greatest hold in sports card history… or wait too long?

[Jen G. @vegasstarfish]

Vegas Rocket Rally is live in Las Vegas. Inspired by Rocket League & Auto Ball in Germany, this is the only place in the United States where your group can compete in real life rally cars chasing a giant soccer ball around the desert to score points. This high adrenaline experience is brand new & unlike anything else. #vegas #lasvegas #vegasstarfish #rocketleague #carsoccer

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 PEOPLE ARE WASHING THEIR UNDERWEAR IN HOTEL COFFEE MAKERS — NOW THEY’RE FLOODING GOODWILL SHELVES

A woman walks into Goodwill… and immediately stops.

Entire shelves packed with identical hotel coffee machines.

Same model. Same color. Dozens of them.
All dumped at once.

Like they were pulled straight out of hotel rooms overnight.

This comes right after a video went viral of a travel influencer who admitted she uses hotel coffee makers to wash her underwear.

Drops them inside… hits brew… and lets boiling water run through it.

She calls it “brilliant.”
Says she learned it from a flight attendant.
Claims “tons of people already do this.”

Let that sit for a second.

Those machines aren’t monitored.
They’re not deep-cleaned between guests.
They go from person to person… room to room.

And right after that video spreads everywhere… hotel coffee machines start showing up at Goodwill.

In bulk.

Be honest, are you ever using a hotel coffee maker again after seeing this?

[Jedi Rich @jedirich_]

This guy parked at Golden Nugget valet and played a 30-second audio clip… on repeat… for over an hour.

Just nonstop political rants. Politics aside—do they actually allow this at casinos? @VitalVegas #vegas

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

This looks awfully familiar I can’t seem to place it: 🤔

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

My life is a lie.

https://t.co/1msCLVnSC4

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Insane footage of a bridge collapsing in Brazil in December 2024.

https://t.co/9e7tAdywIo

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Insane footage of a bridge collapsing in Brazil. December 2024.

[Tesla Aaron L @TeslaAaronL]

FSD broke the rules, but nobody's blaming it.

[Chris Holmes @seventensuited]

The NASCAR car hauler parade on the Las Vegas Strip just rolled through.

Lots of people lined up to watch.

The Pennzoil 400 is running out at Las Vegas Motor Speedway this weekend.

Race time is 1pm on Sunday.

[Wisdom @Wisdom_HQ]

While everyone panicked… bro made a smart financial decision.

[@amuse @amuse]

EXPENSIVE MISTAKE: Ring spent $10M on an Orwellian Super Bowl ad that threatened to destroy its business. To save itself it is terminating its contract with Flock Safety.