Luke

Risk management in fintech. Investing/Fintwit. Boston sports fan. East coaster turned desert dweller.

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@LucilleBurdge Connecticut is not a real place. It’s science.

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@timelesssports_ Bridges looks like he hasn’t aged a day

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Worst “sports” related tweet in history nominee

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Just a New York kid living the dream 🔥

@RealChalamet

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@SeanGrandePBP Not this one, Sean. This was awful.

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@WSJ Did you just use the term “male heartthrobs” unironically? What are you, 12 years old?

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@SportsCenter @RealChalamet Was this tweet necessary?

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@TaraBull Well, people are idiots, soooo…

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@BENBALLER Proud of myself for neither knowing who that is nor knowing anything about how she’s being cooked

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@Savageboston This game might’ve crushed the Spurs will for game 5. Knicks by 20+, if I was a betting man

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Somewhere right now, there are drunk and angry Spurs fans burning their jerseys

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90% of these celebrities have never been to a single Knicks game in their life. Worse bandwagon than LA 😆

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@KnicksMuse

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What an epic Spurs collapse. I can almost hear all their fans screaming at the TV right now

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It’s ok to admit that the Stanley Cup Finals have easily been far more entertaining than the NBA Finals this time around. It’s not even a contest if we’re being honest.

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@TomCaron Impressively bad

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I wonder if subscription services get the message when people sign up for the free trial and then immediately cancel renewal even before the “welcome email” is sent

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@LindyTasteful The nice thing about people who use the word “mid” is that you immediately know they’re a huge asshole

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@WSJ This photo was unnecessary

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@Savageboston I’m picking up “kind of girl who will slash your tires out of petty spite” vibes from Ms. Josie

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@WSJ People still go to malls?