Luke

[t. ☁️ @untitledappeal]

it’s october 1st so i can finally post this

[⋆ @tristehomo]

me: im good
this edible:

[Dylan @DylanVail]

i never wanted twins until right now

[Ric @PrettyRicc]

Netflix would be better if it had:
Suite life of Zack & Cody
Suite life on Deck
Wizards of Waverly Place
Hannah Montana
That’s so Raven
Shake it up
Good luck Charlie
iCarly
Drake and Josh
Big Time Rush
Victorious
George Lopez
Zoey 101
Harry Potter

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

What coaches really tell pitchers during mound visits 😂😂

[Amina @ahahamina]

at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

[SZA @sza]

Wish I meant more to u .

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Weed makes everything better 😎

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Fuck seaworld shut it down already what the fuck

[Luke @LukeLukewest]

They ain’t shit, I’m on my own

[grace @_gdarling_]

My dog ran across the street when she went to get the paper this morning. My mom was not happy.

[MethamphetaMeme @PerlmanNot]

My parents went to the neighbors for wine night right? So they both come home sauced. I hear my dad cursing in the kitchen and I walk in and ask him what’s wrong and he goes, “I can’t find the fucking time on this thing” BRUH. This man is looking at the calendar 😭

[Lil Bit ✨ @__kcecilia_]

Can you imagine the level of pimpery your grandfather was on to own a gold toothpick.. let that sink in🗣 https://t.co/CjUvHIdCPe

[ash @ashtynjenkinss]

sometimes i have to retake these pics bc i’m THAT rough https://t.co/B76hNA4025

[Rylie Jo @rylie_mcfadden]

rt if you have an uncle mike

[Haylee. @babayhayy]

Then hitting them with the “damn, that’s crazy” https://t.co/FuXp8pJO9W

[Luke @LukeLukewest]

This “life” thing is getting too hard