Tiler🌹

insta: tiler.ellery she/her

[grovy @grovymango]

I love Costco . The Costco sampler staff are allowed to touch me

[CycleofSin @CycleofSin]

slept on my penis wrong now it looks like an accordion

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

I wonder how much money I would’ve saved if I wasn’t a fucking idiot chud

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

how it feels asking your friends to hang out

[໊ @user0000O0]

pick me choose me euthanize me

[julia 🇳🇴 @eathedocument]

wearing shorts with unshaved legs

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

when it gets to 2pm and the €18 cocktails start whispering to me like this

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

i wish i could play w my ballsack but i don’t have one

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

white people be like our dog only orders doordash thrice a week

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

saw a kid at the flea market selling a diorama of the day of my death, my lifeless body rendered in incredible detail, but he wanted fucking $100 for it lmao, no dice little idiot

[leanne @toothgarden]

would you rather get shot 25 times or hang out with me for a little bit

[ieva @mourninglambs]

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

[mark @lowbob_soypants]

my pussy look like steve buscemi

[mark @lowbob_soypants]

ordering the mr beast bbl uncle pussy meal from mcdonald’s

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

my job on the commune would be hand stuff

[REN!!!!!!! @girlderping]

hey girl. are yuo a centipede cus it don't make no Cents how much i want u to pede in my mouth😅