𝖑𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 ⚡️𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑

𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐛𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠

[𝖑𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 ⚡️𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑 @LukeMFisher]

“okayyyyyyy let’s goo”

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

money is so fucking fake man

[Unc Chevy Blazer @humbleblazer]

I suggest every man to have a self care day once a month. Dont care what u do. Fuck that job. Pig out. Sleep all day. Do car shit. Cruise the boulevard at 4am. Lay up with your wife.

Just Take care of your mental health Nephews. Unc not saying this in vain.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I were talking last night about groceries.

I went back into my Walmart app and pulled up an order from January 2020.

30 items. $70.20.

I added every single one back to the cart today.

$165.42.
Same 30 items. Same store. Same cart.
$95 more, In six years.

They told us inflation was temporary. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was recovering.

My grocery bill didn’t get the memo.

135% increase in six years and nobody in Washington has missed a single meal.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[Smash Baals @smashbaals]

This is what they took from you

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I calculated how many hours I'd have to work at my job to buy a house in my hometown.

In 1985: 4 years of full-time wages.

Today: 27 years.

I didn't get lazy the math got criminal

[Valy 🎩🎭 @liderfiscal]

#URGENTE: ESTO ES PERTURBADOR😱

Los misiles iraníes han destruido la tecnología de modificación del clima de Estados Unidos.

Por eso, ahora Teherán está reluciente. El aire está limpio y puro. La nieve ha regresado a las montañas y las lluvias al ciudad. El cielo se ha vuelto azul. Las nubes son blancas como la lana.

Si no hubiera guerra, nunca habríamos descubierto qué gran demonio es Estados Unidos. Y cómo estaba jugando con el clima. Cómo estaba jugueteando con nuestras vidas. Teherán se había convertido en una cámara de gas. Cuando salíamos a pasear, regresábamos enfermos. El aire era tan tóxico.

Los Yankees son criminales están matando a la humanidad ‼️‼️‼️

#Trump_Pedófilo
#Israel_Enemy_Of_The_Humanity ⚠️👇👇

[doomer @uncledoomer]

are they running the same playbook they did during covid where all the food facilities had "accidents" and caught fire?

[Jack @jackunheard]

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate.

“If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”

[𝖑𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 ⚡️𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑 @LukeMFisher]

@repescobar Over 50,000 unidentified children are waiting for rescue. Urge Congress to move on the Renewed Hope Act to rescue children seen in abuse images. These children cannot wait! @TimTebow

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I just want my current salary and a 2002 economy. is that too much to ask?

[lily @lilyschwarz]

this is how i look walking into chilis

[UTEP Football @UTEPFB]

@texasfootball we see your Lambos and we raise you… Low Riders 👀

#2TRIKE5OLD | #WinTheWest

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

type of shit I been on lately

[Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis]

Thank you.

[Ryan Horvat @RyanHorvat]

Leaving my fake job (Head Coach @ Utep) for my real life job

[Joey Salads @JoeySalads]

PS: The last guy who said a shooting was staged got sued for $1 Billion.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

wasnt as funny as shane gills said it would be