We all know she had her moments but Nanna was an unforgettable woman. We’ll be holding a small memorial service for her this Friday at Kirkdale Community Centre
Sorry I cancelled our hinge date tonight, I just lost half my net worth on woman’s basketball and genuinely might blow my shit off if you talk too much. Maybe another time tho!
I will vote for anyone who will let me smoke a £3 packet of cigarettes in a pub whilst drinking £1 pints of lager. And when I say anyone, that's up to and including Hitler, Stalin, Genghis Khan, Dracula, Satan and Skeletor.
When my son was born, I put $500 into his brokerage account
Every month, I add $250.
By the time he's 18, he will have just $150 because I am an extremely bad investor
I hope he gets himself a lucrative job when the time comes