Luke McCabe

Professional watcher of football. Amateur watcher of cricket and baseball. Write plays occasionally

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

I think your teammates should be able to beat you to death if you take a penalty like a dickhead and miss

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People throwing pints here is a real, justified reaction and outpouring of emotion, no one wanted to lose their pint.

Problem is, every non-football fan saw this and thinks this is what they’re meant to recreate so go to boxpark and waste £20 on a pint just to soak a child.

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

Bit of a shambles and a shame throwing away a test match and series like this but if I had to work with Rob Key everyday then I would also try to burn everything down to force him out

[Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket]

Ben Stokes gets a wicket just moments after the news broke that he is retiring from international cricket 😲🚨

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

And I mean everybody, Thompson, Gould, the IT department, the tea lady. Somebody should have mutinied and sorted them out

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

Key and McCullum have to be sacked before day 5. Everybody who works for
the ECB should be sacked and legally barred from ever working in sport again for not sacking them in January.

[Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket]

BREAKING: Ben Stokes has announced his retirement as England Men’s Test Captain and from international cricket 🚨

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

The Red Sox would leak a scandal about Wally if it distracted people from ownership and the front office

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

According to @Sean_McAdam, some in the Red Sox organization question Marcelo Mayer’s mental toughness, his tendency to withdraw during slumps, and his willingness to play through inevitable minor physical issues.

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

@Hogdale_ Breslow’s got to turn the gun onto someone else or it might just turn on him

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

You can’t tell me the runs Ben Foakes (or any class wicket-keeper who’s a decent batter) would save in the field is worth dropping them for a part-time keeper who’s also struggling with the bat anyway. I think it’s lost us multiple games in the last 4 years

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

This absolutely screams we bat for 50 overs with 5 wickets thrown away and one of the seamers dies by day 4

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

@donalgreene No issue with AI being useful for web design but the fact they haven’t even bothered to change the Claude font or replace those daft emojis you get if you’re just knocking up a quick hobby project is amateur. Pretty sure a volunteer would have knocked that up in a day or two

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

Looks absolutely awful. They've had our pants down if we've paid for this and made it in Claude AI. I cannot believe anyone at the club has given this the go ahead

[Scunthorpe United FC @SUFCOfficial]

🤝 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐒.𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋

💻 Scunthorpe United is delighted to announce a new partnership with digital agency https://t.co/asqKnjDiCn, which has culminated in the launch of the club's brand-new official website.

For more details on this latest partnership, find the story here on our new website 👉 https://t.co/Ym0Ae4Qaqh

#UTI #IRON

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

ECB investigating someone for making money in a dodgy way through the ECB’s make money in dodgy ways league

[Matt Hughes @MattHughesMedia]

ECB to review Yorkshire’s £1.75m payment to their own chief executive’s company for consultancy work on the Northern Superchargers Hundred sale | The Guardian https://t.co/j4TOHHwWx4

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

The loser at the front who throws his pint and kicks the board. Under/over that being the 10th football match he’s ever watched

[Midnite @midnite]

Full time. England 0-0 Ghana

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

@robertmays In the unfortunate state of the industry where a lot of people at the top of the business seem to hate movies, cinema, audiences and people who work on movies it’s just nice the last movie star gets it. There’ll be a very powerful voice not on our side when he goes

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

Craig Breslow can only hurt this team. He knows he will be fired. If he is not fired before the trade deadline you are setting the team back multiple years. They do not care.

[marc @feelingsplain]

100% convinced that the vast majority of the men complaining about Emma Hayes actually just don't understand a word she's saying and are livid that a woman understands the game more than they do

If it was Rooney stood saying the same thing they'd be lapping it up

[Jack @JackLUFC1919]

Need her on MNF. This is what she can produce 20 minutes into a game in less than 2 minutes. Imagine the insight she could give with 1.5 hours and as much prep as she wants
Also hope this inspires/encourages other pundits/co commentators to actually start learning about the game and giving some proper tactical analysis

[Luke McCabe @LukeMcCabe16]

Did I just hear Jarrell Quansah both sides full back

[. @saundzo]

Emma Hayes has been the best voice to cover the world cup across the mainstream media channels and it’s not even close