Luke M

[Washington Wizards @WashWizards]

✨ Waking up as a Wiz fan this morning ✨ 🐬

[Spreadapedia @Spreadapedia]

Iran will play under the franchise tag in 2026.

[William D. Hendrix @SpecificNY]

Son ordered 50 cinder blocks on fucking DoorDash I can’t stop laughing at this shit

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Drake Maye in the biggest game of his life

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Vietnam

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

they are actively taking down videos of jd vance getting booed i don’t wanna hear yall say shit about chinese or north korean censorship ever again 😭😭😭

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

growing up i never thought i'd ever see the fifa peace prize desecrated like this

[Paul Cubbage @PaulCubbage23]

“Juan Soto misses the Bronx!”
“No, Soto loves it here in Queens!”
“He misses the west coast!”
What Soto is really daydreaming about out in right field:

[WizardsMuse @WizardsMuse1]

theres actually no way i just watched us win 18 games to draft kasparas jakucionas

[Hoops @Hoopss]

I like Jayson Tatum as a player. But this Tik Tok had me crying. 😂

[Luke M @LukeMessi12]

@PardonMySteak @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @Philly_Mays @LucasBlackmore2 cmannn

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Had a very good meeting with @elonmusk in Washington DC. We discussed various issues, including those he is passionate about such as space, mobility, technology and innovation. I talked about India’s efforts towards reform and furthering ‘Minimum Government, Maximum Governance.’

[Amelia @amelia_m25]

😂😂😂 @ii_carmen #RaiseHail

[Detroit Moments @DetroitMoments]

Biggest drive of the year and they said aye Jamo just air that bitch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Uche 🇳🇱 @NigerianPlayboy]

Imagine yo house burn down and your franchise QB throws 4 picks