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[LMM @LukeMoMo]

@DavidDack 5km easily 😂 short but so intense!

[Northampton Saints 😇 @SaintsRugby]

Get them up ☝️

#ShoeArmy👞

[Northampton Saints 😇 @SaintsRugby]

Get them up ☝️

#ShoeArmy👞

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We’re delighted to announce that Cole Palmer has signed a new contract until 2034. ✍️💙

[Northampton Saints 😇 @SaintsRugby]

Shoe army 👞

[Northampton Saints 😇 @SaintsRugby]

It’s victory in Round 1 of the Gallagher PREM at a sold-out DPD Stadium 🙌

😇 59-26 🐂

[Northampton Saints 😇 @SaintsRugby]

Still a Saint 🤷‍♂️🤫

We are delighted to confirm that Henry Pollock has signed a new contract with the Club.

https://t.co/d2Rm206C2O

[LMM @LukeMoMo]

Hope they all get the same uproar as Palmer has got

[England @England]

Tino Livramento, Kobbie Mainoo, Cole Palmer, Marcus Rashford and Declan Rice have all been ruled of our forthcoming UEFA Nations League fixtures.

James Garner and Morgan Gibbs-White have subsequently been called up and will join up with the rest of the squad on Tuesday.

[LMM @LukeMoMo]

What a cunt

[HIN News🇬🇧🇺🇸 @HerdImmunity12]

News🇬🇧🔥🇷🇺: "Over the next few years we may have to go to war, some of you may die? but this is about doing your DUTY".

Watch as @Jacob_Rees_Mogg goes into new levels of pomposity rarely seen in British politics, since Lord Kitchener pointed at British men and cried "Your country Needs You".

Mogg demands and expects that most white working class Brits go 'over the top' for a King and Government who treat them with sheer contempt.

Under JRM's best friend and fellow bumchum at Eton, Boris Johnson, the UK was intentionally flooded with around 5 million Islamist loving migrants and African former military, blighting the nation for decades to come perhaps forever.

Sir Jacob gushes over King Charles III, who is more interested in the "wisdom of Islam", than speaking out against the planned invasion of our/his Kingdom.

This former Tory MP is laying the table for the UK and Europe being involved in a full-scale war with Russia. He demands that you and your sons head over into the meat grinder to satisfy his sense of "duty".

Going into the slaughterhouse of Ukraine, where perhaps over 1 million white Christian men have died, is not the Falklands, or any form of conflict which threats British sovereignty under the Thomas Aquinas Just War Theory.

The Thomas Aquinas war in his work 'Summa Theologiae', arguing that war is not always a sin if it meets strict moral criteria.

Ukraine is a proxy war for EU expansion and theft, by an institution which has destroyed Europe via 'net-zero, mass immigration and super demonic DEI diktats.

Tell me @Jacob_Rees_Mogg, when will you and yours be popping of into the Zelensky/EU/NATO killing machine to satisfy your deities and quench your thirst for patriotic blood, by a King and government who abandoned indigenous Brits decades ago?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Danny Dyer says he "doesn't know" who Andy Burnham is

"Who is he? Did anyone vote for him? Because I didn't vote for him. I think we've had successive Prime Ministers that are c*nts. End of. Put that on the f*cking BBC" https://t.co/vLtgNGFd16

[LMM @LukeMoMo]

@MadMontana How much do you pay for your Ozempic jabs mate? 👀

[LMM @LukeMoMo]

Arsenal finally being reffed 👀

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

A lot of love for Danny! 💙

[LMM @LukeMoMo]

🐀

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🚨❗️Chelsea were informed that Enzo Fernandez felt he no longer had a relationship with any of his Chelsea team-mates.

It was noticeable that none of the Chelsea players who have remained at the club this season publicly wished Fernández good luck. 👀

(@Matt_Law_DT) #CFC

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Cole Palmer and Morgan Rogers have a combined 12 G/A between them in 5 games so far in the 2026/27 season. Rogers 7 G/A, Palmer 5 G/A 🤝 🔵 #CFC

[LMM @LukeMoMo]

Some wild takes on the TL after that game as per usual 😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea agree deal in principle to sign Lamine Camara from AS Monaco, here we go! 💣

Fee worth €55m and authorization to travel for medical.

Initial agreement done now running in order to complete medical and formal steps in time.

[LMM @LukeMoMo]

🐐

[Victor @victorsilva_20]

PLAY THAT SHIT SKEPTA
#ReadingFestival

[Jobe Bellingham Updates ✨ @jb7updates]

Jobe trying to name all the clubs that have won the Champions League. 📽️💛

[LMM @LukeMoMo]

@AtTheBridgePod Deserves everything he gets, walking off at the end of the game says it all