Luke Modrate

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Brian Cox says few people can truly comprehend how enormous Jupiter is.

“Just like my cock,” he laughed

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Kieron Dyer and Lee Bowyer have finally put their differences aside and announced they will undertake a huge UK and Ireland tour in 2025, including dates at Wembley Stadium and Manchester's Heaton Park.

[Darth Craven @CrazyCraven01]

😂😂😂😂😂

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

RISHI SUNAK HAS CALLED A GENERAL ELECTION FOR 4 JULY.

It's the end of the Tories (and I feel fine).

[Luke Modrate @LukeMod]

@roryengland @TheGlastoThingy Pls stop

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

as most of you know i am a scholar of @theJeremyVine on radio 2 and believe me when i say this is the single best thing i have *ever* heard on there:

[Grace @graceyldn]

Went through my Favourites on TikTok the other day and stumbled across this again

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Nedum Onuoha on Joey Barton been a bully who can make a joke but can't take it when the joke is about him.

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

Everyone thinks The Holiday is a Christmas movie about love, but it’s not. It’s about an angel of death killing off three people. Hear me out:

[Elis James @elisjames]

Please watch this video
https://t.co/pb0HreH6j2

[Rob Auton @RobertAuton]

Can a Tictac fit through the hole of a POLO?

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Today we honor the finest cultural moment of the 21st century.

[Niall Doherty @niall_mdoherty]

Andre 3000 record is just brilliant, it put me in a daze and soothed my soul, a dreamy fantastical flute masterpiece for the ages. Turned it off after 3 minutes and 36 seconds and moved on though cos that's enough of that.

[Rob Auton @RobertAuton]

For every retweet this video gets I’ll do a press up

[keegan @FranziaMom]

trying to think of another band like LCD Soundsystem where they have no more than 4-5 good songs but those songs are just absolute motherfucking hall-of-fame smashes

[Luke Modrate @LukeMod]

@roryengland @TrungTPhan He’s no Ronnie but that is class

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

The Enemy (2007)

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

One really intractable problem in British life is that our whole political class are scum