Luke

Beer evangelist.

[Luke @LukeRaven]

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[Luke @LukeRaven]

Hi @Ryanair can you tell me who's going to look after my children if I cant get back to them in the UK tonight... currently a 4hr 'delay' on FR2627 but if its going to be cancelled I need to make urgent arrangements for them?

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Who would have guessed all that clapping during lockdown meant fuck all.

[Luke @LukeRaven]

Hey @AldiUK bought these wraps YESTERDAY.. top 2 were fine but the middle ones were mouldy! Whats the deal with that?!

[Luke @LukeRaven]

Shocked I was, to find out @edsheeran dressed up as me on NYE for the party he went to 🤯
#lookalike #edsheeran

[Luke @LukeRaven]

Over 10yrs working next to Ashlands Water Treatment in #ilkley Never known it smell so bad. Way more effluent/faeces in river than normal or even this week. No heavy rain/storm to 'justify' use of storm discharge 'overflow'. Disgraceful @_RobbieMoore @CleanIlkley @YorkshireWater

[Luke @LukeRaven]

They'll serve you alc free beer at the #oldtrafford bar, but the stewards wont let you take it to your seat, despite the lack of alcohol. @heinekin fail

[Luke @LukeRaven]

Just when the Russian govt couldnt stoop any lower..

[Dmytro Kuleba @DmytroKuleba]

FM Lavrov could not help hiding the deeply-rooted antisemitism of the Russian elites. His heinous remarks are offensive to President @ZelenskyyUa, Ukraine, Israel, and the Jewish people. More broadly, they demonstrate that today’s Russia is full of hatred towards other nations.

[Luke @LukeRaven]

Hey Putin! Fuck you 🖕
... as the maternity ward & children's ward at a hospital are targeted in Mariupal
https://t.co/wmWDY6WUTv
#standwithukraine #fuckputin #warcriminal

[Ilkley Brewery @Ilkleybrewery]

It's #InternationalWomensDay2022
Here are some of the team who make Ilkley Brewery what it is. They happen to be women.
We look forward to when #IWD is just a day like any other. Every day. Everywhere. For everyone.
#poweredbypeople #womeninbeer #brewsters #IWD2022

[Luke @LukeRaven]

Kid-free shopping @friendsofham #ilkley style
In between shop sustenance courtesy of @burningskybeer Plateau 👌

[Luke @LukeRaven]

Impulse buys? Was looking for a fridge, ended up buying a fire engine.

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

If you fancy a listen now #AskMartin about to start on @bbc5live - including beat bill hikes, this week's tell us, and the money mastermind...

[Luke @LukeRaven]

@relaxed_rob @IND_NL @POferries @ukhomeoffice @GOVUK @BBCNews We did, eventually. Thanks 👍

[Luke @LukeRaven]

.@IND_NL family members currently in transit (by road) from within the EU trying to board a ferry (@POferries) Rotterdam-Hull. Refused entry because @ukhomeoffice @govuk have apparently restricted travel for "essential only". There are no such restrictions. Pls help
.@BBCNews

[Luke @LukeRaven]

Off you fuck #thelightnewspaper and your evil, hurtful, divisive, ignorant, lies #realfakenews #antivaxfuckery

[Luke @LukeRaven]

Just walking my dogs listening to @louistheroux talk to @adamfleming on newscast (my 2 staple lockdown podders) about his pun book name Theroux the Keyhole. Then look up to see a dogwalker's car with the logo "Lou Let The Dogs Out".
I don't know what this all means, but its good.

[Luke @LukeRaven]

.@BBCFergusWalsh interesting point on public willingness to test/complacency on #newscast. Compounded IMO by 2 barriers:
1. Removal of facility for businesses to get free LFT for staff
2. Need to PRE-REGISTER for LFT kit before you go to a pharmacy to get one

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

When you’re sitting next to 95-year-old Sir David Attenborough and you *still* can’t be arsed to wear a mask.

Or even stay awake. #COP26

[Luke @LukeRaven]

Just saw the @johnlewis ad and thought it was great. Although I'll admit to not necessarily being able to see it properly
#johnlewischristmas

[Luke @LukeRaven]

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[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

100% agree. But neither is "piccaninnies”, "watermelon smiles", or saying Muslim women "go around looking like letter boxes". Sort your shit out.

[Luke @LukeRaven]

Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️
Play with #pride🏳️‍🌈✊
#ENGHUN @EnglandFootball @England @BBCSport #noroomforracism #kickitout #alltogether