Luke RS

former youngest man on earth. professional jaywalker.

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

My son just had one of the most legendary runs in human history.

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

For what it’s worth, here’s Liberty’s acceptance rate/graduation rate (99%/29%) vs their opponents:
Utep: 99/36.5
UMass-65.5/84
ODU-96/52
LT: 61/59
WKU: 98.5/48
Mtsu: 93.5/46.3
Jvst: 61/39
SHSU: 96.6/53.8
FIU: 64/73.9
BUFF: 56/73.2
NMSU: 57.3/48.1
BGSU: 78.7/59.8

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

I don’t follow football really at all anymore excepting for looking at scores like once a month. Almost simply for nostalgic purposes. I did so today and see that not only is THEE Liberty University ranked 22nd in the nation, they got there with stat lines like these. Fascinating

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

I don’t follow football really at all anymore excepting for looking at scores like once a month. Almost simply for nostalgic purposes. I did so today and see that not only is THEE Liberty University ranked 22nd in the nation, they got there with stat lines like these. Fascinating

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

@masonmennenga not me, not worth it, but please, for Twitter to reach fruition, follow one more person.

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

Also, can a cwm be part of a fjord? Serious inquiries only.

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

back to ask a question to a smart person- preferably a speech therapist/pathologist. I think i understand correctly that even if someone was knew how to talk when they were first born, the muscles needed would not be developed enough yet. What age could they legibly talk?

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

not sure if this is the best or worst place to post this, but here it goes. i think you should leave.

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

Hey nba Twitter if two players dunked the ball together who gets the points?

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

This might be the best one

[Gary M. Parcel @parcel_gary]

While inspecting my wife’s closet, I discovered some articles of clothing with banned patterns like gingham, paisley, and chevron on them! She had forgotten to remove them after last inspection, but repented just in case 🙏🏻Husbands. Be on guard.

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

They should add a color to the lights that means you can go if you just promise to really be careful.

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

I would wager that LeBron James has the most video/audio/photo recorded history of his actual life than any other human in history.

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

It’s also where he spits the line “7:06 is my favorite pure palindrome.”

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

Newtons Cradle Kids Edition

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

All of this in 3 days? Pure gold parody.

[Gary M. Parcel @parcel_gary]

My wife still has long hair (per my preference) but I have decided that she must stop braiding it, and instead get a more substantial headcovering to keep it out of her face. God’s requirements in 1 Timothy are not a recommendation.

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

This might be my favorite

[Gary M. Parcel @parcel_gary]

I have requested that Cindy surrender all candles in the home that she has been stashing. I have felt convicted that her quantity and use of them, are more in line with a Wiccan or Methodist than a quiet, obedient wife. Husbands. Look out for these snares hiding within your home.

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

😂😂😂😂😂I’m dying.

[Gary M. Parcel @parcel_gary]

I have created a bathroom schedule for my wife, to help her align her day in a more orderly way. Husbands, lead your wife and manage her well, so she can fulfill her God-given role and serve you. 1 Corinthians 14:40 has such wisdom 🙏🏻

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

😂😂😂😂

[Gary M. Parcel @parcel_gary]

Woke up, at 3:45 this morning, to Cindy playing “Abide With Me” on the piano. She had tears in her eyes; it’s truly beautiful how music moves people. A home filled with music is a happy home 🙏🏻

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @TheOnion get this man!

[Gary M. Parcel @parcel_gary]

Husbands. What do you do when your wife is summoned for jury duty. Obviously, “to exercise authority over a man” would be wrong, but if you don’t know the gender of the plaintiffs in the case, how do you proceed?

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

Yo, @TheOnion, you hiring? This is satire gold😂😂😂😂

[Gary M. Parcel @parcel_gary]

My wife and I removed the labels from all our canned foods. I created a secret code for all of them, so when she needs canned peaches for example, she can come ask me which one it is. This exercise has caused her trust and dependence on me to grow, by leaps and bounds 🙏🏻

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

@newvangelicals The great awokening podcast 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Luke RS @LukeRuizSnyder]

@trini87 7 twists.