Luke Sampeck

I am a totally normal human with totally normalized human organs, and definitely not a robot or any kind of machine.

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@HollyIsTyping @WilliamShatner Why is the character’s sexuality important? I think if it were, it would’ve been addressed by the writers. Kirk wasn’t bi, but who cares either way!

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@summit1g The grass is always greener!

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@realDonaldTrump Clinging on for dear life, grasping at those sweet sweet evangelical heartstrings. Loser.

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@realDonaldTrump Because fracking isn’t what the majority want, dingus, as far as religion goes, you’re anti Christian in all but speech.

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@summit1g Bahhahahahaha what a stupid concept, ‘among us scrim’ made me literally lol

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@PaceYourself22 Oh, and add even more gratuitous nudity

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@PaceYourself22 Ways to earn the micro transaction currency in game that aren’t based on a random encounter as likely as the shrouded ghost. I like the idea of weekly guilded quests.

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@summit1g Sea of thieves. Cod wwii

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@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews Why is dumb in quotations?

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@iamjohnoliver placed an order for my daughter’s “you will submit” onesie, can’t wait for her to wear it and show the world its fate! #makeamericasubmittomybaby

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@mariabamfoo If only I had woken up earlier/stayed up later!

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@realDonaldTrump “This is their new hoax”

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@realDonaldTrump In what world did you NOT increase tensions between the U.S. and Iran? I’m pretty sure just the one in your head.

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@atensnut It would be phenomenal if these reporters got their very valid questions answered.

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@marklevinshow Good job for what? Doing nothing for nearly two months, creating the problem in the first place? If someone puked in my shirt I wouldn’t thank em for cleaning it.

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@IngrahamAngle And when he does, I’ll be social distancing because I’m not a fucking moron. “Why won’t mommy let me play in the highway, she’s so mean and unfair!”

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@Lrihendry @realDonaldTrump Vapid

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@realDonaldTrump Fucking horrible advice. What the fuck is wrong with you?! I

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@realDonaldTrump No, YOU really blew it, ya blowhard

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@realDonaldTrump Idiot, you said we had it under control, no one with a brain that works listens to you. Fake billionaire, failed business man who cons the ignorant poor.