Luke Selvaggio

[Luke Selvaggio @LukeSelvaggio]

@burnernumber420 @IcyVert Well I mean they stole it from us first if you think about it 🤷‍♂️

[Luke Selvaggio @LukeSelvaggio]

@wutang_18 @WorldCup26HQ He’s a professional soccer ref you doorknob

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Luke Selvaggio @LukeSelvaggio]

@ktsportsTV @usmntonly In whose place?

[Luke Selvaggio @LukeSelvaggio]

@cb_futbol @usmnt_historian But somehow always delivers for the NT in the clutch…

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

Just realized the best part of having an autobid is that we don’t need a relative going on tv to explain why we deserve to be in over a 30-win @MiamiRedHawks

[Luke Selvaggio @LukeSelvaggio]

@SenateGOP

[Luke Selvaggio @LukeSelvaggio]

@DeplorableFJB @NeerajKA That’s Tony Romo

[Luke Selvaggio @LukeSelvaggio]

@MLShater @USSoccerColl Just start Mark Mckenzie then. He plays on the left for Toulouse.

[maldidown @maldiidown]

🚨| ÚLTIMA HORA: La lesión de rodilla de Mbappé es PEOR de lo que se esperaba

🚑 Se le ha amputado la pierna y ha muerto

[Jake Shapiro @Shapalicious]

It’s like seeing a family member die… legitimately heartbroken

[Luke Selvaggio @LukeSelvaggio]

@dgflipped @BarstoolBigCat What’s that called when you almost win? Oh yeah, losing.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Rappin about respectin da government got me crine. Shut yo bitch ass up

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Back when I was in Congress, if then President Obama had uttered even just one of these sentences below, we Republicans would’ve screamed, impeachment proceedings would’ve begun, Republican voters would be out protesting with their “don’t tread on me” flags, Fox News would declare a national emergency, and Sean Hannity would’ve gotten so worked up he would’ve had a heart attack on air.👇

[Luke Selvaggio @LukeSelvaggio]

@Bearded_Vet @envisionedluna Those things are not mutually exclusive dumbass

[KevinlyFather 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇼🇸🇿 @KevinlyFather]

I've got to be the 150th person to comment this but isn't the Federal Government killing people with a legal right to carry EXACTLY what the @NRA has been warning against for the last 150 years?

Where are they? Not even a tweet.

[Sam @FenixSRS]

lol Jesus dude.

There’s 1 guy and like 10 agents I do not give a shit if that person was carrying a weapon he’s down and 10 of you can’t keep him down so you just shoot him instead? Gestapo fails again.

Jesus Christ and what is even more sickening is you sick fucks will defend this too.

Said it once and I’ll say it again Fuck ICE.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

i ain’t reading all that
im happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

[Luke Selvaggio @LukeSelvaggio]

@LSigwald @GhowardIV @savanah2j @DylanEveryday Everyone else that got in played and won on championship weekend, Georgia absolutely could’ve won the natty that year, but there just weren’t enough spots and no way to justify leaving out any of the teams that got in.

[Luke Selvaggio @LukeSelvaggio]

@LSigwald @GhowardIV @savanah2j @DylanEveryday They all played an extra game that year. Texas also beat the SEC champion in their house.