LukeThoughts

Metallic copper hair, outgoing, dresses well.

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@AIToolReport The best introduction ever, followed by the worst worst worst worst WORST introductory email ever. Cardinal sins highlighted. Every time I read past “Now…” a little part inside me dies 🫣

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@barstoolsports She must have been something before Y2K

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9/11 trutherism about to go up by 5,628% after this #hiddenfees

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@ScottAdamsSays @ScottAdamsSays At first thought the same, but reconsidering a Trump reduced to a candidate for the nomination, masterfully guarantees Youngkin's defeat by linking him to China

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@JohnLeFevre R’s correctly criticize D’s when D’s focus on personal attacks and not jobs/economy/inflation/crime. If R’s make the same mistake they’ll defy the odds and lose, and deserve it.

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@eseats probably thought nobody would ever call their bluff on that "agents are online" thing

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@kiwicom247 My confirmation email was sent to an old deleted email address and now I can't get through to customer support. What can I do?

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@MagicJohnson “Only in America” but literally, and for reasons that we can all be proud of!

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Why is there a #formulashortage did someone lose the recipe

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@Cernovich I blame the Susan G Komen foundation

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@JDCocchiarella What if the alternative was watching a Netflix original series?

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#netflix original series 😂😂😂😂

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@dickc @elonmusk Here’s the worlds smallest violin, playing just for the disenfranchised high powered big tech senior executives 🎻

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@eleanor_mueller @fuckyouiquit We need that edit button because there’s obviously an accidental “anti” in this tweet

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@fuckyouiquit I want to dislike this only because they edited the name of the company out of it. It’s not doxxing if it’s a company. They aren’t people despite what #SCOTUS may tell you

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I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

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@exxonmobil With the 10,000 people ExxonMobil has laid off in the Houston area and outsourced to Buenos Aires, Bangkok and Budapest in the last 2 years, we might even make it by 2049!

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@TimJDillon Bullshit if he can be freshly shaven and sporting a fresh haircut every 2 days he can wear a suit. either he's covered in dirt with cuts everywhere or he wears a suit, those are the only truthful options

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The problem with the @metaverse is the shitty graphics. Humanity wastes 50 years improving graphics instead of improving ourselves, our minds or the world, yet it looks worse than any flash browser game from the mid-2000s?

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@ScorchShredz @KyleForgeard Even socialist commentator @hasanthehun has admitted that left-leaning politicians refuse to put themselves out there because they think having the newspapers and MSNBC is enough